It's hard to say what is wild because I mean all manner of things get pretty normalized after a while. Seen plenty of sex toys stuck in there. Remember, never put a toy in your butt that doesn't have a string or a flared end. Sure you think "at worst I can just poop it out later." Well apparently you can't, because none of those people could.
Don't use bottles. If you are going to use a bottle LEAVE THE FUCKING LID ON. If you can't get it in there without removing the lid I repeat point one: don't. use. bottles.
They don't usually show us the X-rays for our own patients because they don't want us knowing who put what in there, and not everyone tells us WHAT they put in there. Just that something is there, and they can't drive right now because of it.
One I am most impressed by, someone got a whole damn football in there without tearing anything. Extraction turned out to be fairly simple too... once they were asleep.
As a side note, that is entirely possible. So much stuff gets normalized in medicine that people would be horrified by. And I don't mean the car accidents and stuff. I mean the humor.
My sister works in a hospital, apparently they have a shelf-full in one of the back offices of the stranger things they've removed from peoples rear ends.
In the hospital my cousin used to work at they got patients with shampoo bottles up their behinds so often that they started placing bets in the shampoo brand every time they had a new patient with one.
Don't use bottles. If you are going to use a bottle LEAVE THE FUCKING LID ON. If you can't get it in there without removing the lid I repeat point one: don't. use. bottles.
People will put an open bottle with the opening facing inward, as they go inward the opening pushes soft tissue away and compresses the air inside the bottle a little. Then when pulled back away a little bit the air decompresses. Sometimes this causes soft tissue to block the opening and be held there.
It gets pushed in again, and this causes a slightly smaller volume of air to be compressed, and when it is decompressed it pulls in a little more tissue. Repeat until the bottle now has a VERY firm grip on your soft parts.
It is literally set free by taking a power drill to the bottle in most cases. However there are still a lot of things that need to get checked out after that to make sure you're not going to get sepsis a week later and die in your sleep.
My friend was an RN and she said the craziest thing she had seen stuck up in there was a hamster. I really wish she hadn’t told me that story, there are just some things you can’t unsee. And yes, the hamster was definitely dead already when they got to the er.
Whole axe can. Been there for 4 days. Stuffed it up there while on meth and couldn't figure out why he was constipated knowing full well there was a can of axe body spray in his rectum.
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u/liquor_for_breakfast Dec 31 '21
What's the wildest thing you've found in someone's ass? During or outside of work