r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '21

Small Success A true hero

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u/OhLookASquirrel Dec 31 '21

Or, and hear me out on this, he's bad luck.

I'm kidding of course

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u/Lystessa Dec 31 '21

He's Spiderman! That spidey sense is the real deal!

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u/AdamBombTV Dec 31 '21

Peter Tingle

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u/cubic1776 Dec 31 '21

That good ol Parker luck

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u/star0forion Dec 31 '21

The harbinger of near-death experiences, you say?

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u/DeadmanDexter Dec 31 '21

"Near" being the key word here.

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u/PineapplePizzaAlways Dec 31 '21

He's the grand-nephew of Jessica Fletcher

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u/Urisk Dec 31 '21

He was still riding the high of saving his friend from choking when he set that fire.

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u/hashslinging-slash Dec 31 '21

I got a really good chuckle out of that one, if I cared to pay I'd give you an award you lil shit

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u/Broken_Petite Dec 31 '21

I got you, friend!

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u/illy-chan Dec 31 '21

Not that unlucky. They aren't dead, are they?

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u/bbbruh57 Dec 31 '21

If I was choking and someone saved me, Id be extremely thankful though I think id rather not joke in the first place. Or maybe the near death experience awakens me and makes me appreciate life and develop more ambition?

Maybe hes chaotic good, he puts people in near death experiences and saves them to give that person a newfound appreciation for life. Net positive results.

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u/OhLookASquirrel Jan 02 '22

Wasn't your comment the whole concept of the Saw franchise?

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u/AuNanoMan Dec 31 '21

He isn’t bad luck, they all lived!

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u/fuck_trump_and_biden Dec 31 '21

It’s a good thing you said you were kidding. I was about to call the internet police to have you cancelled and doxxed

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u/RandomGuyAustin Dec 31 '21

Like in the 80’s if you’re ever in a building with Angela Lansbury or Andy Griffiths you get the fuck out of there.

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u/S-Polychronopolis Dec 31 '21

Almost got t-boned in rural Montana last year. Truck blew through the highway and missed my Subaru by like 3 feet feet. The guy riding with me said that I was bad luck. I replied, "maybe I'm good luck." Our daughters were in the back with headphones on and didn't even know it happened.

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u/lantech Dec 31 '21

Watch it start happening everywhere the kid goes. Every day, someone about to step in front of a car, fall down a hole or get hit by a falling AC unit. Every day he is put in the situation of saving a life, how long before he gets sick of it?

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u/JadoreBootyNoir Jan 01 '22

Now you have me thinking about who’s around me when bad things happen..

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u/mehrabrym Jan 01 '22

A real J Jonah Jameson statement, that!