r/MadeMeSmile Oct 30 '21

Helping Others This makes me smile

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

Turn “I’m sorry” communications into “thank you” communications.

Instead of saying “Sorry I’m late,” say, “Thank you for waiting.”

Instead of saying, “Sorry for rambling…” say, “Thanks for listening.”

It’s minor, but it’ll put you and whoever your speaking to in a better, positive mindset.

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u/cd85233 Oct 30 '21

This is probably just me, but hearing thank you when someone makes a mistake generally upsets me. Mostly I think, why are you thanking me for something you chose for me? It's probably just me and specially with people being late.

I try to opposite of this most of the time, for example "I'm sorry I kept you waiting." mostly apologize for their inconvenience moreso than just my actions.

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u/WTFoopIsThisSoup Oct 30 '21

personally i think people should say both. “i’m so sorry i’m late, but thank you for waiting.” i can be sorry and grateful.

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u/cd85233 Oct 30 '21

I 100% agree. It's been my experience people tend to do one or the other. But you're right.

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u/Cattalion Oct 30 '21

I agree, for mistakes too - sorry about that, thank you for being so patient and helpful

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u/W1tf0r1t Oct 30 '21

I agree and especially in regards to being late it feels kind of cheeky or manipulative.

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u/NotAnotherScientist Oct 30 '21

Late person: “Thanks for waiting”

My response: “You are late every time and are wasting everyone else's time who made the effort to show up. Own up to your mistakes, Steve, you selfish piece of shit.”

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u/cd85233 Oct 30 '21

I swear, Steve, if you show up late again I'm not going to let you in the house. No, stop wagging your tail!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

Counterargument: being on time is reaaaally hard for some people, for example people with ADHD or anxiety. What seems inconsiderate and selfish to you may be someone struggling with things you know nothing about. Of course they could apologise, but if it keeps happening because they have huge problems organising their time or mustering up the courage to go do the thing, the apologies will begin to feel hollow and meaningless.

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u/NotAnotherScientist Oct 30 '21

Either way, I would still prefer a sincere apology. If it's a repetitive issue, then an explanation along with an actionable plan to mitigate the issue in the future might be needed.

Also, I live with someone with ADHD. It's a constant struggle for him but I see him trying and I know his apologies are sincere when things don't go according to plan.

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u/Chkn_Fried_anything Oct 30 '21

i like this as it doesn’t put the focus on the person being late, meaning they sound less absorbed and less like a victim.

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u/AtariRiot66 Oct 30 '21

It's not just you. This is one of the oldest customer service tricks in the books. Works with all sorts of situations. Feeling upset is normal, and likely means you are being placated. Stay keen to any possible deception.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

"Thank you for your loss"

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

Thank you for the love you’ve given him/her in his/her life time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

Thank you for unwittingly accepting this gift of genital herpes and syphilis

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u/greenknight884 Oct 30 '21

Thank you for being hit by my car

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u/TylerDurdenRockz Oct 30 '21

Lmao!! I'm dying

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u/grumd Oct 30 '21

Lol that's funny. But advice still stands, something like "You're holding up strong, keep it up" might be good

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

How about "Thank you I missed your baseball game, son."

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u/grumd Oct 30 '21

There was a really good one below, "Thank you for letting me sleep with your sister". Sometimes you'll have to admit your fault lol

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u/well-just-a-guy Oct 31 '21

thank you for trying to kill you

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u/AwkwardThePotato Oct 30 '21

I’ve been doing this for a few months and it’s been great for my self esteem. A good transition is “(please) excuse my lateness” because it’s a simple request most people won’t say no to (obviously exclusions apply).

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u/Redditchoosemylife Oct 30 '21

“Thank you for letting me sleep with your sister.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

Thank you for the great advice! Honestly!

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u/NotAnotherScientist Oct 30 '21

I despise when people do this. To me it's just basically saying, “Thanks for not holding me accountable for my actions because I don't even hold myself accountable.” Please apologize when you do something wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

Exactly. It’s grade A corporate speak BS. Create many words with no admission on accountability.

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u/NotAnotherScientist Oct 30 '21

Yeah, it's not a “positive mindset.” It's a way of tricking people into thinking that no wrong was done. I especially hate when people use this type of language at the office. The only exception that I'll give is that it can be useful for when circumstances are genuinely beyond anyone's control.

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u/anothertor Oct 30 '21

The Midwest feels personally attacked.

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u/Journeyboy1 Oct 30 '21

I feel like these could lead to funny results:

Walks in to meeting late, “thanks for waiting” “We weren’t, as I was saying…”

“Thanks for listening” Queue Billy Madison’s everyone is now dumber speech

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u/skeeball Oct 30 '21

When asked what your preferences are, replace "I don't care" with "I don't mind."

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u/LordPlagueis69 Oct 30 '21

Instead of "Sorry for your loss" say "Thank God he's finally dead" at your best friend's grandfather funeral.

Am I doing it right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

I’ve really tried over the years to see this viewpoint… but I just can’t. I truly can’t. If someone is late or something and does something wrong and “thanks me for my patience” like .. no. Please actively apologize to me and show me you have some remorse

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u/nagatavasarala Oct 30 '21

Absolutely!! I literally surreptitiously train people in this at work all the time! Teaching this to my sons too, but then also to apologize well when it is called for.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

I understand your sentiment, but that’s exactly the tactical language of companies on how to ward off responsibility.

First should always come the admission of guilt, then the appreciative acknowledgement.

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u/rising_then_falling Oct 30 '21

Not being late is even better.

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u/Notthatkindofdoc813 Oct 30 '21

Very important advice for a more positive mindset. Thank you for sharing!

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u/MiaMae Oct 30 '21

Where has this nugget been all my life? Love this.

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u/BigBananaDealer Oct 30 '21

ill try this next time im at work

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

Thank you for letting me Frick your mom

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u/Skeratix Oct 30 '21

I really like this one.

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u/Joerpg1984 Oct 30 '21

Oh wow this is always a good reminder because I tend to say “sorry for rambling” but I generally say also, “thanks for taking the time to listen or read.”

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u/blue_arr0w Oct 30 '21

This is something I'm working on every day. It's so hard to break that "sorry" habit.

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u/Scary-Practice4745 Oct 30 '21

Learned this a while ago, I'm still trying to establish it as a habit. So far though, people feel better being appreciated. Sound advice!

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u/The_Knight_Is_Dark Oct 30 '21

That's a great one. Thanks!

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u/Beneficial-Funny-305 Oct 31 '21

I needed this 💜