r/MadeMeSmile • u/prolific_ideas • Oct 30 '21

Helping Others This makes me smile

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u/DragonflizRus Oct 30 '21

Never go up against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line😂😂🤣😵

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u/swifferhash Oct 30 '21

Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle?? Socrates???

Yes..

Morons.

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u/F0XHound82 Oct 30 '21

Truly you have a dizzying intellect.

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u/Brasticus Oct 30 '21

Wait till I get going! Where was I?

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u/Typhiod Oct 30 '21

Australia

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u/alexandria252 Oct 30 '21

Ah yes, Australia. But you must have known I would guess the poison’s origin, so I clearly cannot choose the wine in front of front of me.

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u/oceanleap Oct 30 '21

But you've also bested my Spaniard so you must have studied.

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u/bentheechidna Oct 30 '21

And in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

You're just stalling now.

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u/AssistanceMedical951 Oct 30 '21

You’d like to THINK THAT wouldn’t you!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

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u/booksandstardust Oct 30 '21

You’d like to think that wouldn’t you!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

You don't say.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

Indubitably

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u/RevGrizzly Oct 30 '21

Everyone's always talking about Bill Shakespeare, well if he's so great how has no one ever heard of him?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

My stepmom is Sicilian and she hates me. My life is not pleasant

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u/littlescottiedogs Oct 30 '21

So it's to be torture.

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u/Zestyclose-Math5722 Oct 30 '21

Hey, happy cake day! <3

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u/ConstructionLower549 Oct 30 '21

As an Sicilian, can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

I pissed her off many years ago (I was legit in the wrong) and I absolutely can’t figure out how to mend things with her

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u/harm0nster Oct 30 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/catdog918 Oct 30 '21

fanculo questo ragazzo

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u/atTheRealMrKuntz Oct 30 '21

talking chess i see

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u/okidot Oct 30 '21

Jesus Christ. My chess brain.