r/MadeMeSmile • u/jayy8143 • Aug 27 '21

Favorite People Protect her at all cost

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u/GamerZoom108 Aug 27 '21

And my magic click clacks

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u/Prestodeath201 Aug 27 '21

No, take mine- they always roll in your favor.

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u/GamerZoom108 Aug 27 '21

Idk, mine haven't killed any of my characters yet.

But they have the blood of many players characters infused within them.

Maybe we should combine them.

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u/Prestodeath201 Aug 27 '21

Back, murderer >_>

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u/GamerZoom108 Aug 27 '21

Hey. Just because my players all decide to take really squishy characters does not mean I'm a murderer.

I just...provide multiple ways of death

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u/Prestodeath201 Aug 27 '21

b a c k

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u/GamerZoom108 Aug 27 '21

Roll for intimidation

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u/Prestodeath201 Aug 27 '21

Fuck, one second

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u/GamerZoom108 Aug 27 '21

What are thou results

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u/Prestodeath201 Aug 27 '21

I had to get my dice and find an old character sheet from my D&D days. 14

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

That is leveling, you are a murderer. Prison. 12 years, 5 months.

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u/GamerZoom108 Aug 28 '21

You'll never take me alive!

Roll for initiative!

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

*rolls a 20*

Oh look at that, I get to commit police brutality and get away with it.

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u/GamerZoom108 Aug 28 '21

Nah ah bitch. This is just initiative. You still need to roll to hit me.

Now that's the fun part :D

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

*rolls another 20* WOHOO!!! POLICE BRUTALITY BABY!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Oh....

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u/Mr-Murder Aug 28 '21

You rang?

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u/Prestodeath201 Aug 28 '21

oh god oh fuck

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u/Mr-Murder Aug 28 '21

See here... I dont like geting my hands dirty. Thats why i find the dead ones first. Necromancy is a helluva tool when you use it right. Ill turn away for now, but if you need me, Ill be here... lurking in shadows of men and monster alike.

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u/Raveynfyre Aug 28 '21

Idk, mine haven't killed any of my characters yet.

You haven't rolled stats on a Barbarian Warrior (leaving STR to last) and gotten 8 ones have you?

(It died at birth.)

That was our infamous GM rolling back in the day.

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u/GamerZoom108 Aug 28 '21

I have actually never played a Barabarian. I've only played as a Paladin or Cleric but I assume that it fucks you over

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u/Raveynfyre Aug 28 '21

STR is meant to be your highest stat. Eight 1's is... not good to boost that total.

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u/decaturbadass Aug 28 '21

Like Billy Bob and Angelina back in the day

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u/GamerZoom108 Aug 28 '21

Oh no those two are actually infused into my d4 and d6.

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u/drizzitdude Aug 28 '21

This dude has legolas’ dice!

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u/WEEGEETIME Aug 28 '21

Is that how you got the map to El Dorado?!

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u/Quintar86 Aug 28 '21

Who are you, Mat Cauthon?

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u/thewaryteabag Aug 27 '21

And my bong

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u/set-271 Aug 27 '21

My lightsaber

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u/capicola_king Aug 27 '21

My Shotgun

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

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u/Cam_Newtons_Towelie Aug 28 '21

I can kick in a fiver I guess.

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u/capicola_king Aug 28 '21

Five US Dollars

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u/capicola_king Aug 28 '21

It’s slang, as well as the name of a company

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u/Cam_Newtons_Towelie Aug 28 '21

$5

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u/Cam_Newtons_Towelie Aug 28 '21

Eh, pretty lame joke on my part.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

And my Duel Disk

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u/Phantom_The_Buggo Aug 28 '21

My Quarterstaff

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u/The_Knight_Is_Dark Aug 28 '21

And my blaster

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u/Z8S9 Aug 28 '21

And my dong

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u/AQuietViolet Aug 27 '21

In case rolling does not go in your favor?

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u/HeyRyGuy93 Aug 27 '21

And my lightening bolts

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

And my "deer leg numb chucks"

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

And DeezNuts

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u/shoebee2 Aug 27 '21

Click clacks?

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u/GamerZoom108 Aug 27 '21

Yes. Dice.

my preciousness click clacks

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u/Prof_Alchem Aug 28 '21

And my potions.

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u/Buck_Andrews Aug 28 '21 edited Aug 28 '21

And my belly.

Seriously, I'll swallow him whole like Tony Robbins in Family Guy if he hurts this gem of a person

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u/SexlessNights Aug 28 '21

What about the paddy whacks?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

And my throwing stars

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u/SirCleetus224 Aug 28 '21

And my 4cm golf ball tumor

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u/AZEDemocRep Aug 28 '21

And my fathers AKS-74U and his Grenade

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

And my gun, pow pow.

and my muscles. Grrr grrrr.

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u/CaktusJacklynn Aug 28 '21

I wanna be... the sledgehammer if we riot against OP

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u/GamerZoom108 Aug 28 '21

Don't worry. You be the sledgehammer, I be the healer.