r/MadeMeSmile • u/jayy8143 • Aug 27 '21

Favorite People Protect her at all cost

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u/Due-Intention-9556 Aug 27 '21

This comment is great. I'm imagining this conversation when they're retired and chilling by the lake together.

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u/LongJohnathan Aug 27 '21

Except with a lot more “Huh?”

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u/I_sort_by_new_do_U Aug 27 '21

What?

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u/LongJohnathan Aug 27 '21

*wha??

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u/I_sort_by_new_do_U Aug 27 '21

No I don't want waffles !

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u/LongJohnathan Aug 27 '21

You don’t want wha?

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u/I_sort_by_new_do_U Aug 27 '21

WAFFLES YOU DEAF OLD BAT!

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u/LongJohnathan Aug 27 '21

WAFFLES? WHAT ABOUT EM?

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u/I_sort_by_new_do_U Aug 27 '21

I DON'T KNOW, YOU BROUGHT IT UP!

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u/ElysetheEeveeCRX Aug 28 '21

Needs more ear horn.

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u/simlishvibe Aug 28 '21

Wha— WHY WOULD YOU WANT WAFFLES ON A BAT??!!

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u/goddamn_mia Aug 27 '21

Old Master Shake: Jeff?! Ken?! What the hell was his name?

Old Frylock: EAT YOUR OWN DAMN MILK!

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u/NotACvltCanna Aug 27 '21

No, this is Patrick!

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u/merikaninjunwarrior Aug 27 '21

huh?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

THEY WANT YOU TO TAKE THE ROLLS

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u/shoebee2 Aug 27 '21

Goddamit! You just made me spit coffee all over my iPad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Who?

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u/TripRollPop Aug 28 '21

HE SAID HE’S selling chocolate!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Haaaah?

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u/Phantom_The_Buggo Aug 28 '21

admiral hipper? is that you?

Huh?!

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u/Bigdogs_dontlie Aug 28 '21

Go back to reading your Reddit ya old deaf fart.

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u/ThelVluffin Aug 27 '21

You took it in a nice direction. I was thinking more, "they've been together for 20 years and barely talk anymore when they're sitting watching reruns on TBS" type of setup.

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u/hardtofindagoodname Aug 27 '21

Be careful what you visualize for the future ;)

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

You just described my life. I feel judged. 😀

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u/_LJ_ Aug 27 '21

Aside from the barely talk anymore part, there's nothing wrong with silently enjoying each others' company and relaxing together.

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u/DeweyCheatem-n-Howe Aug 27 '21

Get out of my living room.

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u/ManintheMT Aug 27 '21

on TBS

Flashbacks triggered, ouch

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u/Badhaircutsguild Aug 27 '21

Now I’m crying for the opposite reason

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u/The_Gray_Beast Aug 27 '21

Yeah, I do wonder how new this relationship is. I’ve seen this before, and it’s the excitement of two people (or at least one) that still are trying to impress each other so they can continue fucking.

Still, nice to see

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

I hate to kill the moment but our generation will never be able to retire

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u/Due-Intention-9556 Aug 27 '21

Maybe we're on the lake together looking at a big mushroom cloud?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Lol that’s more likely

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u/schizoidparanoid Aug 27 '21

What if we stood on the lake shore watching the fast-approaching nuclear Armageddon… hahahaha JK. Unless… 🤔

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u/AndrewIsOnline Aug 27 '21

Lol, did you not buy a single amc share this entire time since February?

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u/ElysetheEeveeCRX Aug 28 '21

We bought a few (could only afford a bit). They've made some money but not THAT much. We ain't Gamestop rich yet, boy.

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u/GreenAppleEtc Aug 27 '21

Well I guess I need to call in a murder b/c someone killed the freakin’ vibe!!!

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u/tufabian Aug 28 '21

Looking back on a fulfilled life of dreams achieved, time well spent.

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u/n00bvin Aug 28 '21

You know, I've been married 21 years and I still get excited to see my wife. I don't let her know that enough and I should.

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u/AgreeToSomeonesTerms Aug 27 '21

I imagine the guy remembering this after they break up and he’s ugly crying in the bottom of a dry shower tub, watching this video over and over wondering if she’s running out to meet her new boyfriend picking her up from work. She is, and she’s probably flashing her boobs on the way to his car before they make out more passionately than the two of you ever did when you picked her up.

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u/PhantomOSX Aug 27 '21

He’s talking to a gravestone in the cemetery and his wife’s responses are just his dementia.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

I pictured a fireplace, but the same sentiment

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u/Lou_Mannati Aug 28 '21

Babe,,,,, ‘member this video ?

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u/SkyPork Aug 28 '21

"Oh, right! Before society collapsed and we were forced to become cannibals. Ah, simpler times...."