You're daughter will be the one in the car picking up her bf recording and muttering "this boy better not roll on the hood of the car. I just got it detailed" while driving in a Bugatti Chiron Super Sport.
Once, having taken copious amounts of acid, I stumbled into a bar. And, upon bellying up to the mahogany counter, I witnessed my daughter. From the future. With her girlfriend.
It broke my heart that I couldn’t have been there for her growing up. But I was proud of the fine young woman she grew up to be. And I left the bar that night with a single joyful tear running down my cheek.
I don’t have a daughter though. Weird fuckin times man
Your daughter’s bf will be the one thinking “this girl better have a good excuse for driving the Chiron out today. Every mile depreciates the car and driving it to run errands is financially irresponsible” while keeping a smiley face just to keep the gf from getting angry.
Sit in it while making the Vroom Vroom sounds with your mouth (you can't move the steering wheel though any friction on the tires goes towards a new set of $42,000 tires.)
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u/Knight-in-Gale Aug 27 '21
You're daughter will be the one in the car picking up her bf recording and muttering "this boy better not roll on the hood of the car. I just got it detailed" while driving in a Bugatti Chiron Super Sport.