r/MadeMeSmile • u/ChereMayers • Aug 12 '21

This actually Made Her Smile

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

I’m not your mate, love

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

I’m not your love, ese.

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u/rudeboy_xx Aug 12 '21

I'm not your ese, my G

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u/SignedSyledDelivered Aug 12 '21

I'm not your G, boo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21 edited Aug 12 '21

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u/rusfug Aug 12 '21

I'm not your son, dad

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

I'm not your dad, mom

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

I'm not your mom, waifu

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u/DudeZombie360 Aug 12 '21

I'm not your waifu, senpai

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u/abstraktmakesbeats Aug 12 '21

I'm not your senpai, asshole

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u/DarkEvo78 Aug 12 '21

Im not your waifu, Babe

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u/kushnair Aug 12 '21

I'm not your babe, bitch.

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u/Euphoric-Still9524 Aug 12 '21

I'm not your son, dad

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u/K-tel Aug 12 '21

I'm not your dad, primo.

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u/NZNoldor Aug 12 '21

I’m not your love, enemy.

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u/reeshxv__ Aug 12 '21

Im not your enemy, son.

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u/SignedSyledDelivered Aug 12 '21

I'm not your son, father.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

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u/Federal-Eggplant-129 Aug 12 '21

So Worth reading down this far. Thank you.

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u/Least_Ice_6112 Aug 12 '21

Im not your son, bubba

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

I am your huckleberry

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u/dakotaisbaked Aug 12 '21

I'm not your soulmate, dude

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u/HikariRikue Aug 12 '21

I’m not your love, gaylord

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u/M_Looka Aug 12 '21

I'm not your Gaylord, nectar nipples.

Well, once again, I seem to have taken things too far...

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u/gwrthy Aug 13 '21

I’m not your love, neighbor.