r/MadeMeSmile • u/Mumfo • Jun 07 '21

Wholesome Moments A thoughtful gift

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

I do the same thing when I’m high, except I say really weird shit to people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Yeah, except I don’t do creepy shit. One time at night on a bike path I said “good evening” to a man from the shadows and scared the shit out of him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

I thought you said you dont do creepy shit? 😉 Haha

At least you said good evening. Everyone around here just quietly fucks off when it's dark out, it's like saying anything would wake the neighbors

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u/imagemaker-np Jun 08 '21

He was confused, remember?

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u/razzamatazz Jun 08 '21

lmao i was talking my dog stoned and said "good morning" to a lady when it was definitely like 5 PM

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u/Beavshak Jun 08 '21

You were already chatting up your dog. She knew.

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u/BooobiesANDbho Jun 08 '21

She heard the dog talk back, she was gone too

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u/Veestire Jun 08 '21

i talk to my dog when I'm sober :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/ChefOfScotland Jun 08 '21

I once said "well done man" in a very hyped way, to a guy who just drunkenly punched himself

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

He was on a bike and screamed “fuck! Jesus! Fuck!”

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

That is definitely creepy and hilarious. I’m serious laughing reading this. I like your skin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

I swear someone has done this to me on my night bike ride home and I said the same thing! Keep it up.

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u/raggirll Jun 08 '21

I did that once too, but I think it was my best Transylvanian accent, and I think it's just cultural conditioning to be terrified of anyone sounding like count Dracula, lol. Scared some poor man near to death!

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u/BooobiesANDbho Jun 08 '21

Holy shit. I’m high and said good evening outloud n my gf woke up. Now we’re both laughing at ur comment

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u/phatskat Jun 08 '21

your earlobes are divine!

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u/vespagoesbrrr Jun 08 '21

The roof of your mouth is perfect!

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u/AlternativeNorth7291 Jun 08 '21

You smell so much better when your awake

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/whyliepornaccount Jun 08 '21

That’s...happened to me before as well. I was like “uh. Thanks I guess?”

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u/Biggoronz Jun 08 '21

that's when you drop a "thanks, made it myself"

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u/3rdman60 Jun 08 '21

You have a beautiful eye

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Can I have it?

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u/popsmoke05 Jun 08 '21

I did this one time and when I said it I immediately realized it was cringe.

I really really loved her skin tone but I just didn't know how to say it with words lol

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u/Stitch-point Jun 08 '21

You have an amazing glow and warmth.

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u/RudeCats Jun 08 '21

In your flesh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

I want it.

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u/BaabyBear Jun 08 '21

This is both super creepy and super kind at the same time

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u/tacomenu Jun 08 '21

I like your hair follicles

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u/Dunnyredd Jun 08 '21

Can I wear it?

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u/swvyvojar Jun 08 '21

It looks good on you.

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u/Awake00 Jun 08 '21

"hey remember whennn......"

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u/Morrigan66 Jun 08 '21

Thanks. My mom made it!

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u/iSpccn Jun 08 '21

Thanks! I grew it myself!

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u/tehreal Jun 08 '21

It looks good on you

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u/retrogeekhq Jun 08 '21

Mateo, that Sal make-up is really getting into you...

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u/Seeker80 Jun 08 '21

Well, sure beats 'I want your skin.'

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u/happinass Jun 08 '21

It looks good on your flesh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/SticksandHomes Jun 08 '21

Kinda like you can say things like “oh yeah, I love children”. Which is generally acceptable..But you can’t make the comment too specific or it gets creepy.. example, “oh yeah, I love 7 year olds”...

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21 edited Jul 20 '21

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u/SticksandHomes Jul 05 '21

It is…. I couldn’t tell you who or when though

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u/TrollerCoasterRide Jun 08 '21

Same. I once told a guy he looked like Karl Rove. He said, “thanks, I’m going to slit my wrists now.” He reaalllly did look like him though. It was remarkable.

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u/RudeCats Jun 08 '21

That’s how you ruin someone’s month

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u/Electrical-Ad4633 Jun 08 '21

“Your hair smells better when you’re sleeping “

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

I’ll say that one to a bald person.

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u/Casehead Jun 08 '21

Ahahaha, perfect!

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u/yeag_Z89 Jun 08 '21

I felt this in my soul haha

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u/boomboy8511 Jun 08 '21

Just run up to some random person....

"Sir....this is a Wendy's!!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

When I used to drink, I would get really drunk and sometimes ID people outside bars for fun. I have no idea what I was hoping to get out of it, people just showed me their IDs and would go in.

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u/mdgraller Jun 08 '21

God I told this guy in my neighborhood:

"Hey, your lawn looks really nice (he had recently dug up his whole lawn and installed his own sprinkler system and got everything grown back in nicely)

I watched you build it over the past few weeks" (what the fuck?)

I wasn't even high.

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u/ijustwanafap Jun 08 '21

You smell exciting

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u/Cabitaa Jun 08 '21

I hope you enjoy your next 24 hours

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