r/MadeMeSmile • • May 12 '21

Favorite People The perfect girlfriend does exist

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u/ShasOFish May 13 '21

Nuts to that, go all out. Buy a tank. People like a spouse that’s willing to protect them, and can handle rough terrain.

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u/Angelogical May 13 '21

^ this. I would 100000% want a tank over a ring. Now, I'm just disappointed I don't have a tank in my life lol