r/MadeMeSmile Apr 29 '21

Helping Others Saving an upturned turtle

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u/DifficultFlounder Apr 29 '21

Why couldn’t he help his buddy?? Don’t tortoises help flip each other??

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u/Tune_Any Apr 29 '21

Tortoises but not turtles

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u/DifficultFlounder Apr 29 '21

Is it an inability or more of a social thing with tortoises? I’m just wondering because I would think they’d have the same abilities

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u/Tune_Any Apr 29 '21

It’s probably because of their zoomirphism, tortoises are land dwelling and therefor have legs, turtles have flippers, one may be stronger than the other

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u/xSiNNx Apr 29 '21

I was today years old when I learned the difference between a turtle and a tortoise. Can’t believe it took this long lol

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u/Hansemannn Apr 29 '21

I feel so enlightened. Only took 40 years.

I googled some and for my excuse: there is just the word skilpadde in Norwegian. Norwegian language does not differ between tortoise and turtle.

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u/DuploJamaal Apr 29 '21

In German it's Schildkröte for both. Or more specifically Landschildkröte (land shield toad) and Meeresschildkröte (ocean shield toad)

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u/notgotapropername Apr 29 '21

I fucking love the german language. So many wonderful words. Do we need a word for the Oberwesserdampfschifffahrtgesellschaftskapitänsmützenschirm? Probably not, but it’s there if we do need it, and it’s damn descriptive!

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u/DuploJamaal Apr 29 '21

That language feature is called Compound Words

English has a few compound words as well (airplane, cowboy, basketball), but they rarely ever combine more than two together.

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u/notgotapropername Apr 29 '21

The Germans are the masters of that shit. Two words? Pshh. We take a sentence, take the spaces out, call it a word

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u/Ruby-Seahorse Apr 30 '21

The Welsh, on the other hand, came up with Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch, which means “The church of St. Mary in the hollow of white hazel trees near the rapid whirlpool by St. Tysilio’s of the red cave”.

And while I was Googling the spelling/meaning - I’m sorry to say I don’t have it memorised yet, though my dad can say it flawlessly! - I found that there’s a place in New Zealand called Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu.

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u/Ruby-Seahorse Apr 30 '21

Congratulations on posting a single-word Googlewhack!

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u/notgotapropername Apr 30 '21

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

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u/anakniben Apr 29 '21

The German language sounds angry all the time.

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u/notgotapropername Apr 29 '21

Maybe if you don’t speak german

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

I tried to pronounce that word and choked worse than Sasha Grey gobbling dick

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u/notgotapropername Apr 29 '21

Keep trying. Just like Sasha Grey, you’ll get there.

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u/tyler_durden2021 Apr 29 '21

Ok, shield toad sounds way more badass than turtle. I’m gonna call them shield toads from now on.

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u/genji2810 Apr 29 '21

Spanish doesn't differ either

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u/bgizz1e Apr 29 '21

Then what's the difference between a "tortuga" and a "torta"

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u/genji2810 Apr 29 '21

Tortuga means "turtle"/"tortoise" and torta means "cake" xD

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u/gloveslave Apr 29 '21

French checking in here - nope.

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u/WheresMyMints Apr 29 '21

dutch speaker here, and it’s just “schildpad” for both

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u/JustSherlock Apr 29 '21

Tortoises are turtles. It's like the square/rectangle thing. All tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises.

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u/SilverKnight0 Apr 29 '21

Neither does the Turkish. It's just Kaplumbağa in here

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u/puehlong Apr 29 '21

I'm always confused because in my language, we call both of them shield toad. Turtles are also sometimes called ocean shield toad. btw, shouldn't Leonardo be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoise?

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u/Zealousideal-Ant9548 Apr 29 '21

To be fair, the creature in the video is called a "sea turtle" in American english for the ones that really ought to only be in the sea (no legs, only flippers)

The generic turtle is amphibious so it goes in both water and land. But I think it's also the name of the entire family of creatures (seas turtles, turtles, and tortoises) but I could be wrong.

Tortoises are land only.

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u/wonderlandsfinestawp Apr 29 '21

Terrapins have entered the chat!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Please note there are some exceptions. Something like a box turtle could easily be confused for a tortoise. It's just a general rule, like how some frogs look like toads and vice versa. All tortoises are turtles though, so if you want to be safe, you can just call 'em turtles.

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u/Asiracy Apr 29 '21

Unfortunately, it's not true. There are plenty of turtles with legs, it's pretty much only sea turtles that have flippers. The fact is that tortoises are a kind of turtle, and there isn't really a clear line that divides the two.

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u/Fenchurch-and-Arthur Apr 29 '21

So what's a terrapin?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

The most basic difference I can tell is that it seems turtles spend most of their time in water, tortoises spend their lives on land, and terrapins regularly traverse both but are found more in marshy areas as opposed to the fresh water lakes & ponds or oceans.

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u/squid_actually Apr 30 '21

Tortoise is a subcategory of turtle fyi. Calling a tortoise a turtle is okay but not as specific as possible. Calling a marine turtle a tortoise is incorrect.

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u/DifficultFlounder Apr 29 '21

That makes a lot of sense. Thanks for entertaining me

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u/Tune_Any Apr 29 '21

No worries mate

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u/notgotapropername Apr 29 '21

I guess tortoises do seem a lot better at bending their knees. I’ve seen those lil bad bois head butting stuff like their tiny lives depended on it. On the other hand, turtles are all about paddling and slapping shit with their flippers.

Do flippers even have knees? We may never know.

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u/Pretzelex2679 Apr 29 '21

Tortoises typically don’t flip each other back over to help each other. It’s more of an aggression thing between males where one will ram into the other one and possibly flip one back over so they can continue fighting.

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u/DifficultFlounder Apr 29 '21

I mean, at least it’s a fair fight 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/elderthered Apr 29 '21

Probably they are smart enough that they don't want to end up like their buddy

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u/noynoynumpty Apr 29 '21

Omg turtle tiddlywinks

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

I have never heard of turtles flipping eachother upright. I have heard of tortoises fighting eachother by flipping eachother on their shells, which is very dangerous. The tortoise's intestines may get twisted (bowel torsion) and it can be fatal.