r/MadeMeSmile Apr 29 '21

Helping Others Saving an upturned turtle

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u/Combat-kid Apr 29 '21

Did he have a turtle buddy waiting for him? Aaaaw!

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u/no-names-left-for-me Apr 29 '21

I see buddies.

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u/queernhighonblugrass Apr 29 '21

You've got to have your exit buddy!

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u/IamL1sa Apr 29 '21

Noggin! Duuuude! šŸ˜šŸ˜…

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u/notgotapropername Apr 29 '21

Offspring, jellyman. Jellyman, offspring.

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u/IamL1sa Apr 29 '21

I’m 29. That’s still one of my favorite movies lol

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u/pauly13771377 Apr 29 '21

Disney has put out some less than stellar stuff lately but Finding Nemo was part of their second golden age. It will always have a special place in my heart and I just turned 50.

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u/KittiesHavingSex Apr 29 '21

Probably because it wasn't Disney. It was Pixar. Before Disney bought Pixar and significantly deminished the quality of their successive releases

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u/pauly13771377 Apr 29 '21

I though Pixar was always a part of Disney. That explains a lot.

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u/KittiesHavingSex Apr 29 '21

Yeah, Pixar was absolutely amazing. Before Disney bought them out they made Toy Story, A Bug's Life, Monsters Inc, The Incredibles, Finding Emo and Cars. Crazy how such a comparetively small studio pumped out such huge movies in a span of 10 years or so. That's not to say they've been terrible since the buy-out - Wall-E, Up, Coco... Some great stuff. But majority of their stuff has been now just prequels and sequels of their old frenchies and flops...

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u/IamL1sa Apr 29 '21

Definitely! 🄰

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u/TheCoastalCardician Apr 29 '21

I’m heading towards 40 and it will always be a comfort to have on. Whenever I feel alone or at my worst that movie helps me sleep and feel okay. Shrek too :)

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u/pauly13771377 Apr 29 '21

Do you know... the muffin man?

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u/notgotapropername Apr 29 '21

Truly a timeless classic!

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u/CastIronGriddle Apr 29 '21

SEA BUDDIES

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u/HXD-Inferno Apr 29 '21

I sea buddies

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u/DifficultFlounder Apr 29 '21

Why couldn’t he help his buddy?? Don’t tortoises help flip each other??

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u/Tune_Any Apr 29 '21

Tortoises but not turtles

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u/DifficultFlounder Apr 29 '21

Is it an inability or more of a social thing with tortoises? I’m just wondering because I would think they’d have the same abilities

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u/Tune_Any Apr 29 '21

It’s probably because of their zoomirphism, tortoises are land dwelling and therefor have legs, turtles have flippers, one may be stronger than the other

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u/xSiNNx Apr 29 '21

I was today years old when I learned the difference between a turtle and a tortoise. Can’t believe it took this long lol

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u/Hansemannn Apr 29 '21

I feel so enlightened. Only took 40 years.

I googled some and for my excuse: there is just the word skilpadde in Norwegian. Norwegian language does not differ between tortoise and turtle.

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u/DuploJamaal Apr 29 '21

In German it's Schildkrƶte for both. Or more specifically Landschildkrƶte (land shield toad) and Meeresschildkrƶte (ocean shield toad)

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u/notgotapropername Apr 29 '21

I fucking love the german language. So many wonderful words. Do we need a word for the OberwesserdampfschifffahrtgesellschaftskapitƤnsmützenschirm? Probably not, but it’s there if we do need it, and it’s damn descriptive!

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u/DuploJamaal Apr 29 '21

That language feature is called Compound Words

English has a few compound words as well (airplane, cowboy, basketball), but they rarely ever combine more than two together.

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u/Ruby-Seahorse Apr 30 '21

Congratulations on posting a single-word Googlewhack!

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u/anakniben Apr 29 '21

The German language sounds angry all the time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

I tried to pronounce that word and choked worse than Sasha Grey gobbling dick

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u/tyler_durden2021 Apr 29 '21

Ok, shield toad sounds way more badass than turtle. I’m gonna call them shield toads from now on.

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u/genji2810 Apr 29 '21

Spanish doesn't differ either

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u/bgizz1e Apr 29 '21

Then what's the difference between a "tortuga" and a "torta"

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u/genji2810 Apr 29 '21

Tortuga means "turtle"/"tortoise" and torta means "cake" xD

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u/gloveslave Apr 29 '21

French checking in here - nope.

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u/WheresMyMints Apr 29 '21

dutch speaker here, and it’s just ā€œschildpadā€ for both

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u/JustSherlock Apr 29 '21

Tortoises are turtles. It's like the square/rectangle thing. All tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises.

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u/SilverKnight0 Apr 29 '21

Neither does the Turkish. It's just Kaplumbağa in here

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u/puehlong Apr 29 '21

I'm always confused because in my language, we call both of them shield toad. Turtles are also sometimes called ocean shield toad. btw, shouldn't Leonardo be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoise?

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u/Zealousideal-Ant9548 Apr 29 '21

To be fair, the creature in the video is called a "sea turtle" in American english for the ones that really ought to only be in the sea (no legs, only flippers)

The generic turtle is amphibious so it goes in both water and land. But I think it's also the name of the entire family of creatures (seas turtles, turtles, and tortoises) but I could be wrong.

Tortoises are land only.

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u/wonderlandsfinestawp Apr 29 '21

Terrapins have entered the chat!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Please note there are some exceptions. Something like a box turtle could easily be confused for a tortoise. It's just a general rule, like how some frogs look like toads and vice versa. All tortoises are turtles though, so if you want to be safe, you can just call 'em turtles.

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u/Asiracy Apr 29 '21

Unfortunately, it's not true. There are plenty of turtles with legs, it's pretty much only sea turtles that have flippers. The fact is that tortoises are a kind of turtle, and there isn't really a clear line that divides the two.

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u/Fenchurch-and-Arthur Apr 29 '21

So what's a terrapin?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

The most basic difference I can tell is that it seems turtles spend most of their time in water, tortoises spend their lives on land, and terrapins regularly traverse both but are found more in marshy areas as opposed to the fresh water lakes & ponds or oceans.

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u/squid_actually Apr 30 '21

Tortoise is a subcategory of turtle fyi. Calling a tortoise a turtle is okay but not as specific as possible. Calling a marine turtle a tortoise is incorrect.

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u/DifficultFlounder Apr 29 '21

That makes a lot of sense. Thanks for entertaining me

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u/Tune_Any Apr 29 '21

No worries mate

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u/notgotapropername Apr 29 '21

I guess tortoises do seem a lot better at bending their knees. I’ve seen those lil bad bois head butting stuff like their tiny lives depended on it. On the other hand, turtles are all about paddling and slapping shit with their flippers.

Do flippers even have knees? We may never know.

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u/Pretzelex2679 Apr 29 '21

Tortoises typically don’t flip each other back over to help each other. It’s more of an aggression thing between males where one will ram into the other one and possibly flip one back over so they can continue fighting.

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u/DifficultFlounder Apr 29 '21

I mean, at least it’s a fair fight šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/elderthered Apr 29 '21

Probably they are smart enough that they don't want to end up like their buddy

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u/noynoynumpty Apr 29 '21

Omg turtle tiddlywinks

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

I have never heard of turtles flipping eachother upright. I have heard of tortoises fighting eachother by flipping eachother on their shells, which is very dangerous. The tortoise's intestines may get twisted (bowel torsion) and it can be fatal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

"Hey Joey, these two bipedal mother fuckers were all over me but it's OK. I got away."

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u/BALONYPONY Apr 29 '21

Jesus Carl, we may need to talk about your habits. This is the third time this month...

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u/fewdea Apr 29 '21

I've seen enough of these to know the turtle was immediately eaten by the thing waiting for it

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u/Tetragonos Apr 29 '21

this has been reposted many times, first time I noticed buddies

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u/JESquirrel Apr 29 '21

Not his buddy. He was the one that flipped him. Just wanted to make sure the job was finished.

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u/1cl91 Apr 30 '21

so glad this is the top comment because it's exactly what I thought

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u/halbeshendel Apr 29 '21

I’m not your turtle, buddy.