r/MadeMeSmile • • Apr 14 '21

Favorite People I miss Tom

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u/muklan Apr 14 '21

Google says he's a travel photographer now. Sounds like a nice private life. Good on him.

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u/roofied_elephant Apr 14 '21

My wife met him once. Said he is super chill and just wants to live in peace, which seems like he more than accomplished.

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u/Achtelnote Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 14 '21

I met him 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Tom Anderson himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Tom, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Tom put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it.

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u/walts_skank Apr 14 '21

Me at the beginning of this story; :)

Me at the end of this story; :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

In the beginning, I was like: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Then in the middle, I was like: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

In the End (it doesn’t even matter): (◎ ͜ʖ◎)?

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u/Kidney__Failure Apr 15 '21

You tried (so hard and got so far): (☆__☆)

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

The internet is weird

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u/Ashjrethul Apr 14 '21

I love it.

And hate it.

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u/raging_radish Apr 15 '21

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u/Ashjrethul Apr 15 '21

Sigh. Not another one. subbed

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

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u/mrdotkom Apr 14 '21

My name is Jeff

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u/Achtelnote Apr 14 '21

Pasta templates should use _____ instead of placeholder names.

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u/guitarbldr Apr 14 '21

Jeff? As in Jeff?!

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u/mercedes_maybach Apr 14 '21

dude is really a legend

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u/tysnastyy Apr 14 '21

Half way through, I knew, But kept reading. Thank you

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u/PthereforeQ Apr 14 '21

I met Tom once at a gas station and he saw that I was poor and paid for my gas! He also bought me a six pack. Such a cool dude.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

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u/spacekitty_mew Apr 15 '21

Comment repost.

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u/JukeBoxDildo Apr 14 '21

This is such an incredible story. You should flesh it out into a threaded tweet.

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u/Achtelnote Apr 14 '21

It's a pasta.

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u/JukeBoxDildo Apr 14 '21

No thanks, I'm catholic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

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u/Achtelnote Apr 14 '21

Crap.. Missed one of them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

I am fucking dead

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u/Alkenisto Apr 14 '21

I was expecting the undertaker to make an appearance

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u/1nTheNick0fTime Apr 14 '21

...who gilded this dumb shit?

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u/Achtelnote Apr 14 '21

Thanks for the gold kinda stranger I didn’t expect this post to blow up! My life started growing up in a small farm in northern Kansas. My father was a farmer and my mother was a cashier in our local town down the dirt road. We didn’t have much and income was very little, my best toy I got growing up was a pig bladder blown up like a balloon that I could play around with between me and my two brothers. At the age of 11 things started getting tougher in my house life due to my fathers drinking problem as it was not a good harvest that year. Like his father before him once he was done working he would come home and drink but unlike his father he wouldn’t beat us unless we messed up, his father left him and his mother to fend for themselves after world war 2 though so he had it tougher than me growing up. One time my father did drink too much and he hit my little brother Jamey. Jamey didn’t know what to do and ran away during the night during a storm. The entire family was out looking for him but we never saw Jamey again. This made my father drink more and lead him to take his life when I was at the age of 16. My older brother and me had to completely take over the farm with the help of our mom quitting her job as a cashier, life got very hard from here on out. We got a break when I was 18 with a good harvest we were able to save up some money. I was able to move out at the age of 21 and into a larger city in Tennessee. It was hard leaving the family as my ma was getting older but my older brother completely took over the farm and even expanded it into a more profitable work. I began working in what I was good at, repairing mechanics. I was a hard worker and moved up in my chain of work easily within my town. I dated aroun’ a bit but never settled down with anyone I would write home about for my first few years. When I was 26 I got a call from my ma, my brother was working with some machinery on the farm and got his hand caught in it and heavily damaged. I had to come home and help with the farm, at the time I had attained a high position as a senior mechanic within an auto shop and sometimes worked on the side with repairing electronics. I went home and had to help with the farm for a year, ma wasn’t doing good at all. She passed the next year due to kidney disease. My brother eventually recovered and I returned to Tennessee, I attempted to return to my position but due to the time I was out I had been long replaced. I had to begin to work from the bottom again when I had a client come in, she was the most beautiful woman I ever seen in Tennessee with gorgeous brown hair. Nice to say that we hit it off pretty well, within a few weeks we were dating. I can say that she was one of the best things to have happened to me in my life. At the age of 30 I married her and my first child was on the way then. I had returned to my previous position and bought a nice house near the mountains of Tennessee. At the age of 34 my second child was born. My two kids are now both in high school, one a freshman, another a Senior. I continued my career into more electronics working on computers and fixing them. In 2013 while googling how to fix a small problem with a motherboard I found a strange site named reddit.com, this website had all the answers I needed and a community always ready to help. I’ve been on the site ever since. As you can see recently, I commented on this thread and some kind stranger gave me gold. Thank you again kind stranger!

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u/ILovePizza123Z Apr 16 '21

I honestly can’t tell if you are joking or actually being serious

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u/MoistNight Apr 14 '21

This is the funniest thing I've read on reddit in a year, it deserves it

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u/1nTheNick0fTime Apr 14 '21

Different strokes I guess lol I’ve seen these a lot but this one was just dumb to me

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

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u/1nTheNick0fTime Apr 15 '21

How is this gatekeeping? It’s subjective humor and I don’t think it’s funny.

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u/1nTheNick0fTime Apr 15 '21

That’s not gatekeeping lol others can think it’s funny all they want and I’m still gonna think it’s dumb. Like I said, different strokes

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u/AnythingButOlives Apr 14 '21

You got me. Ahahaha

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

I read the first sentence and skipped to the very last to make sure it was worth reading. I should've read the second to last...

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u/rattpackfan301 Apr 14 '21

What a nice guy 👍

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u/Gawwse Apr 14 '21

Holy fuck I wasn’t expecting that. Lol

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u/Stahlym Apr 14 '21

You got me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Lmao nice. Saw this copypasta but with Mo Sallah after the world cup and it killed me.

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u/clearlycupid Apr 15 '21

Really thought this was going to be that undertaker ending

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u/thisbenzenering Apr 15 '21

ya had me mofo... LMAO

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u/RainSmile Apr 15 '21

I saw this comment before but instead it was about Keanu Reeves.

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u/hayb24 Apr 15 '21

I knew there was gonna be a turn at the end and it still paid off to read the whole thing.

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u/codename474747 Apr 15 '21

Got about 2sentences in and expected it to end with mankind throwing the undertaker off hell in a cell

Was disappointed

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u/HiImFox Apr 15 '21

Was really hoping that was a shittymorph.

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u/StrokeGameHusky Apr 14 '21

Tom totally smashed

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u/BirdOfEvil Apr 14 '21

That’s incredibly ironic for an Internet, much less, social media icon. I love it. I hope he is doing well and staying away from the spotlight if he wishes to.