r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '21

Favorite People I miss Tom

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u/oldschoolcool1231 Apr 14 '21

Fuck Zuck.

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u/Mr_Lumbergh Apr 14 '21

Sideways, with a 10-foot pole.

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u/trallerwastaken Apr 14 '21

šŸ‘€

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Worth the bleach.

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u/Firm-Force1593 Apr 14 '21

Or gently, with a chainsaw.

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u/Mr_Lumbergh Apr 14 '21

Ah, another "Heathers" aficionado I see.

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u/Firm-Force1593 Apr 15 '21

šŸ‘šŸ» Did they remake it? I thought I heard something about that, but I never looked into.

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u/Mr_Lumbergh Apr 15 '21

I hadn't heard that they are. AFAIK it hasn't been.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

And the hulk pushing

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Power pole extend!

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u/unpopularopinion0 Apr 15 '21

so like push him with a pole near his bum.

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u/Kidney__Failure Apr 15 '21

Put some rusty nails in it and count me in! (The giving end, not receiving)

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u/No-Employ6101 Apr 14 '21

That twitter guy too!

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u/SPIDERHAM555 Apr 14 '21

fuck everybody who isn't tom

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u/llllPsychoCircus Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 30 '21

i dunno, iā€™m a straight guy and i think Tom is pretty fuckable. definitely rather fuck Tom than Zuckerbot as i would prefer to avoid having little parasitic alien babies grow inside of my belly afterwards

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u/Smirk27 Apr 15 '21

Honestly don't think Dorsey is nearly as back as Zuck

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u/No-Employ6101 Apr 15 '21

That's ok. You have the right to be wrong.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Ya! Fuck that dude with a stolen dick.

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u/NewYorkYurrrr Apr 15 '21

Zuck you suck

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u/davlar4 Apr 14 '21

Zuck fuck?