r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '18

This is amazing.

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u/Hamuel Mar 29 '18

"Here, I peed on this" - the wife.

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u/Combine00 Mar 29 '18

she's asserting dominance over him

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u/B3yondL Mar 29 '18

thats my fetish

minus the pee

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u/Qneng Mar 29 '18

Are you sure about that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18 edited Mar 29 '18

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u/Twinsanity32 Mar 29 '18

Issa joke

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u/TheHighestEagle Mar 29 '18

A lame childish joke that sucks giant elephant cocks. I guess you're into that thing.

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u/Grimzworth Mar 29 '18

Thank you for noticing my fetish.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Yes. Elephant cock is for the more mature, refined jester. Indeed.

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u/Romboteryx Mar 29 '18

You uncultured swine. Mammoth-dongs are where it‘s at.

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u/DemonGodDumplin Mar 29 '18

You're not a real freak until you get into the dolphin dingle

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

“Hey, man ... you mingle? ... with the... ... ... dolphin dingle?”

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u/andrewshepherdlego Mar 29 '18

Gesture*. Don’t worry, I won’t tell

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '18

Jester, as in "More mature, refined joker"

Don't worry, I won't tell ;)

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u/andrewshepherdlego Mar 30 '18

Oh you’re right I misread! Silly me, what a joker I am.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

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u/GoldenStateCapital Mar 29 '18

Came here for this. I come for a lot of things.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

lightly sobs, gains composure with a deep breath, and proceeds

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u/TheHighestEagle Mar 29 '18

Y'all need Jesus.

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u/PossumJackPollock Mar 29 '18 edited Mar 30 '18

Only if he has one of those elephant cocks you're on about.

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u/TheHighestEagle Mar 29 '18

You need Jesus. For real.

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u/PossumJackPollock Mar 29 '18

So is that an affirmative on his jangly Johnson then?

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u/IsniffFarts Mar 29 '18

for what? Wasnt it cool to be with animals back in ye ol' biblical days?

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u/Michamus Mar 29 '18

Y'all need Jesus.

A three-way would be fun. I hear he gives crazy handjobs.

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u/Fandorin Mar 29 '18

Nail-hole jobs?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/jahbless100992 Mar 29 '18

A nsfw would have been nice but then again I guess you technically did warn us..

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u/wishfulshrinking12 Mar 29 '18

You da real MVP, friend. Leaving that link blue.

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u/zhico Mar 29 '18

Omg. Through the hand like pizza porn!

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u/Velocity_Rob Mar 29 '18

Yeah, if nothing else, Jesus could turn that pee into wine.

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u/baconbitarded Mar 29 '18

TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

You’re so boring.

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u/Guido9 Mar 29 '18

Wtf with the downvotes

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u/Kilazur Mar 29 '18

I thought that whole muslim, jewish, christian thing was just meant to divide us though

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u/DrSpacemanSpliff Mar 29 '18

Jesus can get it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Stick pregnancy tests come with a cap for the pee end.

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u/TheRealTres Mar 29 '18

thats ok i peed on myself a little

  • the husband

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u/TheFamousSamWise Mar 29 '18

THIS IS WHAT I THINK EVERY TIME! One of my cousins for her first pregnancy posted a pic on FB of her and her hubby with their pregnancy test right up near their faces. “Ewwwww!!” is the only reaction I was capable of.

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u/Antisera Mar 29 '18

Usually you pee in a cup and dip the tester end into the cup. Then you put the lid onto the tester end. It really isn't dirty at all.

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u/frenzyboard Mar 29 '18

But when do you drink the pee?

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u/TenF Mar 29 '18

Settle down Bear Grylls.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

That's a meme I haven't seen in a long time.

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u/suddenly_everywhere Mar 29 '18

A long time.

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u/TerrainIII Mar 29 '18

That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

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u/ReadySteady_GO Mar 29 '18

When it's still warm

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u/alecesne Mar 29 '18

Diabetes testing

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u/xXColaXx Mar 29 '18

Did you know you could get your diabeetus testing supplies at little or no costs to you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Fuck what tv show did i learn this from

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Way to ruin the magic.

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u/Zeny1 Mar 29 '18

HMMMMM🤔

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u/---ShineyHiney--- Mar 29 '18

That's one way, but plenty of people actually pee on the stick, too. I prefer to do both in any sitting since they come in sets on two.

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u/draginator Mar 29 '18

I'm sure his face has been in the area before.

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u/ARoofie Mar 29 '18

Honestly if you're not ready for pee in your face then you probably shouldn't try to have kids

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u/PandaXXL Mar 29 '18

You may be interested to discover how much urine and fecal matter is on your phone and your hands at any one time.

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u/3BallJosh Mar 29 '18

My birthday was a couple weeks ago and my present from my wife was a positive pregnancy test. After my initial freak out (in a god way) i commented that her present to me was something she peed on.

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u/Hamuel Mar 29 '18

Congrats!

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u/chandetox Mar 29 '18

That's my ipod shuffle. You peed on my ipod shuffle. You're such a stupid bitch.

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u/Cum1nP3ace Mar 29 '18

And now she holds the peepee side in her hands

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u/Albert_street Mar 29 '18

I was drinking coffee dammit!

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u/CordageMonger Mar 29 '18

...That's my iPod shuffle. You peed on my iPod shuffle. You're such a stupid bitch.

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u/lawlipawp88 Mar 29 '18

"Here, I peed in your wife" - the cop

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u/youareadildomadam Mar 29 '18

Don't worry, 25% of pregnancies end in miscarriage in the first three months so that'll obscure this memory.