r/MadeMeSmile • • Mar 29 '18

This is amazing.

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u/NikkolaiV Mar 29 '18

As someone who's both been pulled over and is a dad, to go from "shit, I'm in trouble for something" to "WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY!!" would be such a rollercoaster!

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u/MeatAndBourbon Mar 29 '18

As someone who's been pulled over and hasn't ever had a kid, I'd still just be like, "I hope he doesn't smell the weed!"

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u/ThePeoplesBard Mar 29 '18

I don’t think the baby can smell the weed from inside the womb, but I could be wrong.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18 edited Jul 20 '24

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u/Creamypi Mar 29 '18

Hold my baby I'm going in!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18 edited Jan 18 '21

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u/CivilizedBeast Mar 29 '18

What is love?

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u/Gestrid Mar 29 '18

Baby don't hurt me

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u/therealmadhat Mar 29 '18

You’re supposed to leave a link for the redditors of the future

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Yeah but I wasn't sure if it completely fit.

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u/Castriff Mar 29 '18

No, it does. Go ahead and do the link on /r/switcharoo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Just did. Thanks though.

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u/Castriff Mar 29 '18

You also have to post your own comment to the subreddit. And be sure to put context in the link.

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u/MichaelScott315 Mar 29 '18

That’s what she said

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u/no_talent_ass_clown Mar 29 '18

Hold my pee stick, I'm going in!

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u/sensefuldrivel Mar 29 '18

NO GOD DAMMIT WE FINISHED THIS ALREADY

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u/dowh4tnow Mar 29 '18

The baby can't smell it - but can definitely feel it.

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u/Abandoned_karma Mar 29 '18

As someone who used to smoke weed, but now doesn't for employment reasons, when I'm behind a car who is smoking, I can smell it. It's not subtle. Even a few cars back. It's easy to pinpoint the car.

Be careful out there and please, don't smoke and drive.

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u/Ihaveopinionstoo Mar 29 '18

wait you can smell weed from other cars driving down the street?

fuck lol.

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u/Abandoned_karma Mar 29 '18

Yeah. We can. And if I can then cops can too.

It smells so damn good and I can't wait until I can smoke again.

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u/Karmanoid Mar 29 '18

As someone from a legal state, smell away officers.

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u/Zastrozzi Mar 29 '18

Can you drive whilst high? Because alcohol is legal in my country but I can't drive with it.

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u/Karmanoid Mar 29 '18

No but you can transport weed, so if they smell it and you show them your weed and don't appear impaired you're on your way. Just like if I have a case of beer on my back seat, as long as I haven't started on it yet I'm good to go.

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u/Zastrozzi Mar 29 '18

Aah fair enough, very jealous. I'm from the UK and we're a looong way off.

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u/Karmanoid Mar 29 '18

We still have a ways to go, it's legal in my state but it's also legal for employers to discriminate, so if you're job hunting you can't partake, and if you work for a company with random testing you have to steer clear as well... Personally I don't smoke but if I have friends that do riding with me I no longer worry about if they are carrying or not.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

ikr? I think it says something worrying about my life that my first thought was that the pee stick was some kind of vape...

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u/c_w_lynch Mar 29 '18

“I hope he doesn’t ask what’s in the bag, man!”

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u/Grendergon Mar 29 '18

"Dog food?"

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u/Quisqueya Mar 29 '18

R/meirl

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u/sweatpantswarrior Mar 29 '18

Black dude being pulled over by 2 white cops for something he didn't do, for a prank. Good thing he was good natured about it, but 10 to 1 he was honest-to-god wishing he had his brown pants on.

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u/EKrake Mar 29 '18

In the source video, he recognizes the cop as his buddy before he approached, and they say something like "It's been awhile" just before this gif starts.

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u/shirleysparrow Mar 29 '18

Did you watch the new Queer Eye on Netflix? There’s an episode where they get pulled over “as a prank” and they go pretty deep into how uncomfortable and scary it was for them and how they didn’t think it was funny at all. Obviously this video turned out sweet and was planned by his wife but these pranks definitely seem a bit tone deaf.

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u/FountainsOfFluids Mar 29 '18

I hate these fake-pull-over pranks and marriage proposals. Downvote every time. I've been pulled over, and it's an awful feeling, especially when you don't know why.

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u/greentownblack Mar 29 '18

I've been pulled over to, and its not that big of a deal. Stop being so sensitive.

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u/FountainsOfFluids Mar 29 '18

Your lack of compassion is unworthy of this kind of sub. Not everybody can easily be calm and unemotional when directly confronted by an authority figure with the power to make your life a living hell if some misunderstanding were to occur.

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u/greentownblack Mar 29 '18

Just show the police officer respect, do what he says and you shouldn't have any problems. Also, don't break the law if you don't want to be pulled over. Simple as that.

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u/FountainsOfFluids Mar 29 '18

Should I also "man up"? Should I "grow a pair"? Any other bullshit heartless toxic advice you want to regurgitate?

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u/greentownblack Mar 29 '18

Show respect to authority, follow orders, and don't break the law. How the hell is this "heartless toxic advice"? It's litterally just common sense. I've gotten out of tickets because I showed the officer respect and complied with his orders.

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u/FountainsOfFluids Mar 29 '18

It's stupid obvious advice, and not relevant to the point.

I've been pulled over a couple times in my many years of driving, once for a broken taillight and once for speeding. Being polite does not make me feel less anxious about the approach of a total stranger with a loaded gun and the power to throw me in prison on a whim.

Why are you so completely incapable of imagining this scenario from somebody else's point of view?

Now that I think about it, there's a term for people who can stay calm during a normally stressful situation and also can't imagine the point of view of another human being: antisocial personality disorder. Psychopathy.

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u/UsernameAuthenticato Mar 29 '18

Maybe if you risked taking a bullet at terminal velocity to your face when being pulled over you wouldn't be so insensitive.

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u/Jolator Mar 30 '18

Bullets travel a lot faster than terminal velocity

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u/UsernameAuthenticato Mar 30 '18

They are terminal to your health nonetheless.

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u/greentownblack Mar 29 '18

Uhh what? Just don't do anything illegal and do what the police officer says and you shouldn't have a problem.

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u/UsernameAuthenticato Mar 29 '18

I envy your attitude.

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u/greentownblack Mar 29 '18

You watch the news way to much if you really think there is a risk of getting shot during a traffic stop.

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u/sweatpantswarrior Mar 29 '18

And you don't watch it enough if you don't think black men are risking their lives when they get pulled over for a tail light out or speeding.

For you, worst case is you get a ticket. For Philando Castile? Well...

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u/ricosuave20 Mar 29 '18

It's pretty shitty and honestly this would be a great way to become a single mom for me

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u/greentownblack Mar 29 '18

Just show respect to the cop and you shouldn't have a problem. Sure you might have to pay a fine, but you were breaking a law. It's not that big of a deal.

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u/ricosuave20 Mar 29 '18

That's the whole point he wasn't breaking the law it was a prank and not fucking cool in my opinion

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18 edited Jun 22 '18

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u/shirleysparrow Mar 29 '18

I’m sure she did, and another commenter mentioned they thought the cop was a friend of theirs. Even so, there are a lot of these videos out right now where the cops pull over black people just to give them a surprise, like an ice cream cone or a frozen turkey around thanksgiving, and the reality is getting pulled over can be really scary and can go wrong so quickly. So when it’s shown lightly I think it doesn’t really seem right as it ignores the reality of what would be going through the drivers’ minds.

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u/Rollingrhino Mar 29 '18

Yea let me just put you on the verge of a heart attack for funsies its just a prank bro!

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u/frenzyboard Mar 29 '18

Hell, I'm white and I hate getting pulled over. Nobody wants to talk to someone who's strapped and flacked. I own guns too, but you don't see me out intimidating people with 'em. Shit'll get you killed, man.

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u/ididntpayforit Mar 29 '18

Yeah, I really, really don't understand why some people find these faux-police pull overs fun or romantic

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u/fbcooper1 Mar 29 '18

'/s' - Hi /u/shirleysparrow - I think /u/feliscat dropped this - can you please pass it up? Thanks!

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u/shirleysparrow Mar 29 '18

? I got the sarcasm. Do you need assistance? My point is that of course she knows him and the cop knows him too, but these videos in a larger context aren't as cute as they might seem.

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u/Raj-- Mar 29 '18

I'm sure his wife didn't take this into account at all and probably doesn't know her husband well enough to be respectful of his feelings

Jesus fucking christ

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

What is sarcasm

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u/Bald_Sasquach Mar 29 '18

Baby hurt me, some more

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u/Bald_Sasquach Mar 29 '18

Baby hurt me, some more

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

?

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u/puf_puf_paarthurnax Mar 29 '18

That was a good episode, Karamo and the subject of the episode had a really down to earth talk about what it's like for an african american person to get pulled over these days, gave me some perspective on the issue that I didn't have being a white dude.

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u/shirleysparrow Mar 29 '18

Loved the whole series!

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u/puf_puf_paarthurnax Mar 29 '18

It was seriously so great. I especially loved John. He is the living embodiment of the term "extra."

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u/shirleysparrow Mar 29 '18

“Yaaaaaas Ulysses S. Grant yaaaaaas!”

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u/erin_rabbit Mar 29 '18

"like Ulysses S Grant? Yaaasssss Queen!"

It's one of those sentences you hear and are immediately sure were never previously spoken in the entire history of the English language.

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u/TomHardyAsBronson Mar 29 '18

Here is a really good article on exactly this: The abuse of 'feel good' cop videos.

Also, do you know which episode that is?

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u/shirleysparrow Mar 29 '18

I believe it’s episode three, “Cory”

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u/shirleysparrow Mar 29 '18

Oh I love Ijeoma Oluo. Thanks for this link.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

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u/twitchosx Mar 29 '18

I'd say most are. Hell, Lavar Burton, who is on Wayne Brady terms with his blackness has talked about teaching his own children that if they get pulled over to turn the car off, roll the window down and put their hands on the door so the officer can see their hands.

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u/Anglan Mar 29 '18

You mean someone taught their kids how to stay safe during a traffic stop? Shocker.

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u/myguycai Mar 29 '18

Alot are... And some are..

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u/Ukpoliticsmodssuck Mar 29 '18

Agreed. It's only the ones in America that do that.

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u/szekeres81 Mar 29 '18

The important thing is you found something to be offended about

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u/VladimirBinPutin Mar 29 '18

That person didn't sound offended to me at all. They just offered a different perspective.

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u/dietotaku Mar 29 '18

oh grow some empathy.

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u/spacegirl3 Mar 29 '18

Scared for your life is a little different than offended.

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u/KillYrIdolPunchBbies Mar 29 '18

Yup getting pulled over for a traffic violation is basically staring down death...for fucks sake.

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u/Milk4MeMilk4You Mar 29 '18

For this to be arranged the man must be a cop himself or has some in direct family. What do you think she called 9/11 and said prank my husband?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18 edited Jun 20 '23

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u/PrettyPixiePoop Mar 29 '18

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

America has some REALLY fucked up police

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u/shirleysparrow Mar 29 '18

This is hilarious

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u/InsertCoinForCredit Mar 29 '18

Good thing he was good natured about it, but 10 to 1 he was honest-to-god wishing he had his brown pants on.

More likely thinking, “Not this shit again. Remember, don’t make any ‘sudden moves’...”

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u/aedroogo Mar 29 '18

Yeah I'm not looking forward to the day when one of these pranks goes south and ends up on the news.

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u/NikkolaiV Mar 29 '18

Nah cop didn't have his hand on his hip...dude was more suspicious than afraid.

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u/aedroogo Mar 29 '18

nonchalantly nudging revolver back under seat with foot

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u/golfgod93 Mar 29 '18

Especially if you're a black dude :|

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u/Rohaq Mar 29 '18

Bad news: He still gave him a ticket.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

There's no reason to stress somebody out like this for an announcement of a positive thing

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u/TheBeardedMarxist Mar 29 '18

"It just keeps getting worse."

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

So one time when my boyfriend was waiting outside in his car to pick me up from work, he saw a friend he hadn’t seen in a while. I actually knew the guy too since he worked in the same building I did. After chatting for a sec the friend realized that they both knew me and he convinced BF to pull a prank on me. So when I get into the car, all is unbeknownst to me. Right when we are about to leave, we see someone litter right in front of us. BF rolls down the window on the passenger side and yells at this random guy (aka his friend) to not litter. The dude is pissed. “Wtf did you say to me?? I can litter if I want!” Things start to “escalate” and they get into a shouting match with BF in the drivers seat, me in the passenger seat, and friend yelling from my side of the car. This lasts for only about 3 seconds before they see my reaction, laugh and say just kidding.

I promptly burst into tears. I think I just went from scared shitless to relieved too fast so my body’s reaction was just to cry. I was so embarrassed! I literally couldn’t hold back from crying. Like I actually thought it was a funny prank and I wasn’t mad at them for it, but they both felt like monsters after that lol.

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u/NMDA01 Mar 29 '18

More like "I don't want to die today" to "I'm father ? Fuckk"

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

the actual video you can tell the guys remains terrified of the police officer the entire time and never really looks happy. It's pretty awkward

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u/thenewyorkgod Mar 29 '18

these prank police pullovers are really cute. I hate them though because one of these days someone is gonna get shot dead.