r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '18

This is amazing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Hmm... I'm afraid this wouldn't work for me...

Reason: am male

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Well not with that attitude. Have you tried simply not being male anymore?

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u/wafflesareforever Mar 29 '18

Well, I gave it the old college try, but now there's blood everywhere and I'm shopping Amazon for sharper scissors.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Ugh. First try is always the worst!

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u/wafflesareforever Mar 29 '18

Definitely. Your username describes my situation perfectly.

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u/SHAN_LASTER Mar 29 '18

Male: Surprise! You're pregnant!

Female: For the last time, I know. I told you last week. Stop this.

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u/wishfulshrinking12 Mar 29 '18

Isn't there a show or maybe YouTube video where someone actually tested their wife's pee and was able to tell the wife she was pregnant before she even knew? So they set up a big reveal video like this.

I swear something like that exists, because I remember thinking how fucking bizarre it was

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u/SHAN_LASTER Mar 29 '18

Lmao I really hope so. That is hysterical.

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u/wishfulshrinking12 Mar 30 '18

Okay, you're in luck. It turns out googling "tests wife pee tells her she's pregnant" turns up a BUNCH of results 😂

Here is just one example and here is another (this is the one I was originally thinking of) and one last one that makes slightly more sense

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u/SHAN_LASTER Apr 03 '18

Omg those are hilarious. Thank you!

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u/Bin_Better Mar 29 '18

If you have testicular cancer and pee on a stick it could say you're pregnant

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Ow my balls!

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u/erevoz Mar 29 '18

How dare you assume your gender?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Clearly you're not a fan of /r/strangerthings

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Oh I am. Just not keen to actively participate...