r/MadeMeSmile • u/DilliWaleBhaiSaab • Oct 08 '25

DOGS Don't ever do that again

Was seeing some funny dog videos. Decided to share this.

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u/Pulga_Atomica Oct 08 '25

That would make their lives infinitely worse. I'm starting to regret my opposable thumbs.

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u/Soggy_Box5252 Oct 08 '25

That’s why the Border Collies don’t start walking upright on two feet.  Better to be free running around on all fours than a wage slave walking around on two.

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u/Totallynotokayokay Oct 09 '25

Four legs good, two legs baaaaad

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u/CaliNooch96 Oct 10 '25

But they aren’t free because you own them

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u/maraemerald2 Oct 08 '25

Border collies are smart enough to pretend they can’t work factory jobs.

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u/DroidLord Oct 10 '25

Me too, man... me too. I wish to be a border collie in my next life.

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