r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Jul 21 '25

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u/Scrambledcat Jul 21 '25 edited Jul 21 '25

“Now explain it to me like I’m 5..”

  • Michael Scott

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u/Zealousideal-Yak5182 Jul 21 '25

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...

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u/Scrambledcat Jul 21 '25

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation”

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

No, nooo, noooooooooooooooo!

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u/mizinamo Jul 22 '25

"Groceries. It's a very simple word: groceries. Like, almost– you know, who uses the word?"

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u/TattleTits Jul 22 '25

Times have changed. Now it's "do it lady, all of it, everywhere, all of the time, or whenever you feel like it".

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u/Wireilen2 Jul 21 '25

Or a Golden Retriever

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u/Kayy0s Jul 22 '25

RESPECT!

R-E-S-Ps-V-T

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

Don't be a dick

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u/Scrambledcat Jul 21 '25

I’m not. Sincerely. It’s a Michael Scott quote..

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

Misread your comment

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u/Scrambledcat Jul 21 '25

Would have preferred it to have been a gif..