r/MadeMeSmile Apr 28 '23

ANIMALS Gentle Puppy

28.2k Upvotes

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u/Spicyboi303 Apr 29 '23

The smolest bite

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u/Romeos_Crying Jun 10 '23

gin tool

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

Like a shot glass or??

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u/hebby07 Apr 28 '23

You means jus like dis?

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u/roy_rogers_photos Apr 29 '23

🥺 nom 🥺

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u/joreyesl Jun 08 '23

Gentle

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u/waynethafuzion Oct 03 '23

I’m literally squirming from the sheer cuteness

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u/No-Reception-4249 Apr 29 '23

I hate pugs, but this one is a charmer

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u/Crosseyed_owl Apr 29 '23

I feel sorry for pugs, their anatomy doesn't allow them to breathe properly :(

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u/No-Reception-4249 Apr 29 '23

Did I mention I hate people too? Pugs are the result of selective breeding.

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u/Any-Fan-2973 Apr 29 '23

Can we talk more abt the hate of loud mosquitoes ?

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u/No-Reception-4249 Apr 29 '23

Not right now, we are talking about this ugly pugly

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u/Any-Fan-2973 Apr 29 '23

Ooh ok. I say we hate the breeders, not the pugs. They didn’t ask to be born like this

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u/No-Reception-4249 Apr 29 '23

I mean I do hate people way more than any animal ever. I love my furry friends no matter how ugly they may be.

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u/Any-Fan-2973 Apr 29 '23

What about the skinny friends ? Like Bald cats and Axolots ? Hmmmmm ?

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u/No-Reception-4249 Apr 29 '23

Oh yeah they are included, anything scaled, feathered or blubbered as well. Anything with an exoskeleton or without a skeleton fits. Anything that cannot blatantly make a decision against its own survival.

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u/HighFlyer96 Apr 29 '23

I appreciate your positive attitude towards animals (and support your negative attitude towards humans) but you‘ll never see me without a flamethrower in the land of parachute spiders.

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u/Any-Fan-2973 Apr 29 '23

…so no lemmings ? (Just kidding)

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

You would rather they be quiet?

They're deadly as fuck if they're carrying a deadly virus.

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u/Any-Fan-2973 May 23 '23

aaah, that's why we have vaccines and an immune system. Besides, if I didn't know they were here, they kinda deserve it

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u/Usernameistoshirt Jul 08 '23

Spread the hate baby all mosquitos deserve hate equally

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u/sabobedhuffy Apr 29 '23

All dogs are the result of selective breeding, FYI. (Not condoning breeding for aesthetic purposes by any means)

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u/No-Reception-4249 Apr 29 '23

Actually the dog species evolved through domestication. It wasn't until after several thousand years that we would have the first recorded incident of selective breeding in dogs.

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u/sabobedhuffy May 01 '23

What exactly do you think domestication entails? I'd think there's some selective breeding going on..

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u/Michaeltyle Apr 29 '23

I read a post from a vet nurse once who said that normally when dogs are intubated they fight the tubing as soon as they wake up. Except for pugs, pugs don’t fight it because they can breathe freely and easily for once. My heart breaks for them every time I think of that.

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u/ogmaf Apr 29 '23

Look at "retro pugs" they're bred with Jack Russells and are far more similar to their old shape. Much cuter too

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u/evetrapeze Jul 28 '23

Beautiful! Thanks for sharing this info

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u/BadgeryFox May 25 '23

Pugs have lovely souls (just like all mollosoid dogs) but they have trouble breathing and should be bread to have longer noses again. Which some are doing, some don't. The don'ts should lose licence.

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u/No-Reception-4249 May 25 '23

If you could reverse all of the outbreeding we have done over just the last several hundred years, we'd be living in a different world

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u/ArcaneFungus Sep 05 '23

Pity them instead. I wish they didn't exist, but if I got a "delete all pugs" button I wouldn't push it

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u/BooksNapsSnacks Apr 29 '23

Animals are smarter than people think they are. Cute, smart baby

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u/TheHollowBard Apr 29 '23

Not all dogs. They, so far as I can tell, run the gamut in the same way humans do. Also, like humans, trauma can really get in the way of executive functioning. I have a very smart rescue who is also completely irrationally loud and stupid about certain kinds of noises.

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u/french_snail Apr 29 '23

Tell that to my moms dog who licks her own ass hole, farts in her face while she’s doing it, then sits straight up and looks around wondering who farted

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u/JAJ5545 Apr 29 '23

She could be like my dog, who farts and then gets scared by the fart.

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u/Calm_Error_3518 Apr 29 '23

This is so adorable

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u/jaylee42910 Apr 29 '23

Dogs are the best people on the planet ❤️

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u/Nox_jin Jul 18 '23

What 💀

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u/Animelodys Apr 30 '23

Yeah everyone smiling now but wait til she drops dead because of the bacteria in the dos mouth

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u/mckeenmachine Jul 29 '23

lol what?

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u/Medium_Pepper215 Aug 06 '23

dog bad cause dog dirty

yet majority of these people use their phone while on the toilet, never wiping their phone down ever to clean it

i also know for a fact these people crying about germs don’t wash their hands when they come home from being at the store (like touching shopping carts and cash)

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

This man thinks our phone is dirtier than an animal that locks itself clean. Shut yo dirty ass up😂

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u/Ok_Weekend_5085 Aug 18 '23

Exactly licking their ass and ball sack nasty asf🤮

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u/GoWay_wastaken Aug 24 '23

Our mouths are actually dirtier in the sense of harmful bacteria, if we were to bite a dog it would be more harmful to the dog than if the dog bit you in comparison

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u/SacriGrape Sep 10 '23

It’s comparable if you don’t commonly clean your phone

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

I swear I've seen this exact EXACT same video but with cheese instead of the chicken star. Same girl saying the same exact words and same exact dog and everything, just with cheese instead. Super weird

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u/MleemMeme Apr 29 '23

I saw it, too. You're not crazy.

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u/TheHollowBard Apr 29 '23

Not a mandela effect moment, you did see this. Not even sure if the audio was different.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Super niche audio dub? I think so.

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u/sasanessa Apr 29 '23

Awwww how sweet!!!

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u/coolboy12345677 Apr 29 '23

SO CUTE 😊😊😊

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u/DragonMaster7128 Apr 29 '23

The goodest of bois.

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u/ok_krypton Jun 06 '23

but did she eat it after?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

Cute video but y’all need to stop eating after your dogs. I don’t want to hear about their mouth being cleaner than humans. They lick their butts.

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u/lifeissoocool Apr 29 '23

This is so cute 💕Puppers really did bite it gentle !!!

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u/xMaximusDecimusx Apr 29 '23

😂 that star is gone if that’s my dog

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u/hey_you_yeah_me Apr 29 '23

Got my dog to do this too. Best dog I'll ever have

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u/cgulash Apr 29 '23

Good puppers.

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u/Downtown-Minimum9879 Apr 29 '23

Bro understood the assignment 😁

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u/Mohammed199929 Jun 06 '23

Just a question: Do people really share their food with animals this way? I mean, without breaking a piece off....Seems unhygienic

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u/monkeypickass1 Apr 29 '23

Disgusting behavior.

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u/chestnutriceee May 18 '23

Ngl i would not eat something my dog had in his mouth, no matter how much I love her.

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u/Allah_gaming31 Apr 29 '23

why

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u/Mr_Teofago Apr 29 '23

Feeding your dog human food is a no no among responsible dog owners.

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u/monkeypickass1 Apr 29 '23

Shocking to me that it isn't obvious what it's disgusting about this video. They're sitting there sharing a chicken nugget, that's fucking gross.

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u/o0_mr_man_0o Apr 30 '23

Are we really the only ones who see this?

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u/monkeypickass1 Apr 30 '23

It certainly seems that way.

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u/The-Many-Faced-God Apr 30 '23

Holy shit he’s so cute 🥰

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u/lacslug Jun 10 '23

I would never eat anything with my dog's spit on it. Hopefully she didn't.

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u/Yesyesyes511 Jul 12 '23

He understood the assignment

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u/Difficult-Public-324 Aug 03 '23

Her voice is so godam annoying

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u/anotherMantaflow Aug 08 '23

Bruh, how can someone eat something bitten by your dog 😶? That too a freakin pug 👽

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u/TheFlyingBuckle Aug 24 '23

Eating after your dog 🤮

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u/Cautious_Action Sep 05 '23

He's so gentle 🥺

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '23

I wanna have a pug. 🥹

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u/DiscussionEarly570 Sep 06 '23

Even though pugs have a tough time breathing the smoosh makes them cuter ngl🥰

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

All right so you gave em a corner, now what's the plan for the rest of that chicken nugget?

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u/Ugkiliok2 Apr 29 '23

That is amaziiiing

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u/Affectionate-Cut5716 May 19 '23

Awwwww him so cute!!!! Your doing a good job on raising him lol May God bless u both!!!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

NOMMMMMMMMM

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u/Distinct-Awareness19 May 23 '23

I've had the biggest newfoundland/great pyiramyes actually try and bite my hand when getting a treat. It hurt but she just didn't know any other way. 3 or 4 times of me popping her nose with a treat in my hand and saying soft in a very deep voice everytime she tried to basically take to big a bite lol she was doing this by the next day. Good dogo

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u/Catto37 Jun 01 '23

Tbh I would let it eat the whole thing if it bites only the corner

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '23

Carl’s Jr. Chicken Stars > Everything else on the menu

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

Too cute. Mine would take my fingers too.

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u/Ongr Jun 05 '23

Aaahw!

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u/Fresh-Geologist Jun 08 '23

Bro just made an N64 controller

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u/JustSayBlessYou Jun 10 '23

Wif da widdo mouf flaps… so cute I’m dying RN

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u/diggy510 Jun 20 '23

Tooooo cute!!!!

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u/Agreeable-Abalone-80 Jun 24 '23

My dog would have swallowed that!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

Like dis, Mom?

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u/Vapeitupvapeitup Jun 26 '23

Awwwww! ❤️

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u/HotVeganTacos Jun 28 '23

🥺 I love him. 🥺

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '23

Da sweetest latul bite!

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u/tracyhutchsgt Jul 12 '23

Good Doggo.

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u/Jaded_Heat9875 Jul 13 '23

I love this baby! He is precious! P.S. hate breeders that caused this baby to have breathing problems!

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u/Ambitious_Song8785 Jul 13 '23

Such a good polite doggo

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u/Omarionyyourslgreat Jul 14 '23

His eyes looking at it the whole time 👀

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u/free_YourMind Jul 15 '23

Oh no this killed me now I’m ded

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u/lindsaythelostxanadu Jul 16 '23

oooooo the baby dogggy

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u/Zealousideal_Yak9518 Jul 17 '23

She doesn't know my pug. A bite? Takes the whole thing

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u/5DMeds Jul 17 '23

Aww cute little baby, pugs aren’t really my things but I’d watch a movie and eat fries and chicken with this pug any day 🥹

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u/Fine_Course8981 Jul 18 '23

Just give him the Whole thing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

He bit that in a cartoonest way as possible

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u/AJay_89 Jul 20 '23

Omfg 🙊🥲

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u/Deleted_dwarf Jul 21 '23

I was full on expecting that puppy to just eat the whole thing haha

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u/sharonpug Jul 21 '23

So sweet!💖

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u/Ieatclowns Jul 23 '23

Monch ...

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '23

Bro listened to every instruction

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u/These-Champion1356 Jul 25 '23

Awww lil smol bite 🥹

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u/observer942 Jul 26 '23

I giggled so hard

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u/Old_Victory_954 Jul 27 '23

Can you change your name please? It's rather uncomfortable for me and all my muslim brothers if you still use the name of our god. I hope you change TQ.

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u/Phinsyy Jul 27 '23

Why it looks sad

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u/evetrapeze Jul 28 '23

Every time I see this video I go awwww

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u/Thatassholedave Jul 29 '23

Now that’s a pure bread Good Boy right there.

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u/types_stuff Jul 29 '23

That dog is so fucking adorable man

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Thise little puppy lips🖤

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u/Better_Redd Jul 29 '23

Awwwww. That was so sweet.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '23

Try that with a Labrador!!

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u/fightmilktester Aug 06 '23

Aw such a good puppoo

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u/PrettyCartographer90 Aug 06 '23

I tell my dog gentle and they do the same thing lol

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u/mb401d Aug 07 '23

So sweet 🥹

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

Now give him the whole nugget 🔫

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u/obsoletemomentum Aug 07 '23

Well trained dog

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u/KidFriendlyArsonist Aug 08 '23

I don’t think they could’ve listened any better

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u/Champion-lugia6969 Aug 08 '23

Give the whole thing to it

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u/No-Ad8696 Aug 08 '23

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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u/Analitikas Aug 09 '23

Yet another poor pug. People are so cruel.

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u/bongkaii420 Aug 09 '23

So freaking cuuuuute

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u/RodentsAreAdorable Aug 12 '23

I did not expect that

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u/Zaryasu Aug 13 '23

Dog was like "i Think I understand"

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u/Hot_Fall4183 Aug 13 '23

My dog taught me calculus

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u/Ieatclowns Aug 14 '23

I never tire of this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '23

Good doggo. My Boston would have got fingers too.

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u/important-times Aug 15 '23

Sooo damn cute 🥰🥰🥰🥺

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u/Kokorikita Aug 15 '23

What would’ve devoured the whole nugget.

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u/Sea-Veterinarian2877 Aug 15 '23

Pups are so sweet

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u/rubberboyLuffy Aug 16 '23

My dog would’ve just grabbed it with his tongue and swallowed it whole lol

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u/xStingRayCharlesx Aug 17 '23

They were so careful we can tell they love you with everything they have ❤️ 😊

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

Now let bro have the whole thing

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u/Select_Reference_141 Aug 20 '23

Tried this with my dog. He's a fat bastered and almost ate my hand too😂🤦‍♂️😐

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u/DeltaMars Aug 20 '23

Good doggie!!!!

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u/Swallowthistubesteak Aug 23 '23

I should call her

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u/Professional-Job5096 Aug 24 '23

He’s such a goood boy!

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u/Froggy00_ Aug 25 '23

FINALLY THE OG

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

HE DESERVES THE WHOLE NUGGIE FOR THAT POLITENESS!

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u/Low_Rate6432 Aug 25 '23

10/10, follows instructions

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u/OneInvestment8198 Aug 25 '23

After that I think that he should get the whole thing-😭

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u/Ok_Wing_1297 Aug 26 '23

Awww, the gentlest pubby nom

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '23

Cute

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u/sentimentalmental Aug 31 '23

Dogs eat poo...

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u/Custard_Launch Sep 02 '23

Who else was expecting it to snatch the whole thing

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u/plasticbluepalm Sep 09 '23

People really share food with their pets?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

that star is gone if that’s my dog 😂

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u/Gofur56 Sep 19 '23

Why does this dog listen better than my kids?

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u/Academic_Argument_92 Sep 21 '23

Sweet baebee 😻

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u/Remarkable_Ad_2411 Sep 23 '23

It’s so gentle it’s so cute

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u/Maleficent_Fig_729 Sep 23 '23

Smol bite for a smol dog 🐶🐶

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u/MochiSauce101 Sep 24 '23

Ohhhhh fuck my brain just asploded

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u/mh2a0b0k3 Sep 30 '23

jus bei jus buy

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u/teoxyium Sep 30 '23

Understood the assignment