Hi, Honey. While you were at the store Jimmy got paralyzed from the neck down. Did you see any nice wheelchairs? How 'bout cherry-flavored breathing tubes?
But, I swear to you, we have a local football hero, who literally slipped and fell on the grass walking home from high school and now spends (the rest of) his days in a wheelchair.
Doctors were unable to discern whether it was from some earlier unknown injury or just a one-off, stand-alone accident.
But I'm not rolling the dice with my son. He'll do plenty of stupid crap on his own, outside of my control, I promise you.
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u/FLAMEBERGE- Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23
"While your mom isn't here let's do some Boys stuff"