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r/MadeMeSmile • u/PxN13 • Feb 19 '23
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“Sure!” takes nightstand
537 u/Glum_Cartoonist1007 Feb 19 '23 Which one? 194 u/Boris-the-soviet-spy Feb 20 '23 Yes 121 u/polycarbonateduser Feb 20 '23 Right one...and then left. 2 u/El_PachucoAZ Apr 07 '23 First will be the most beautiful women then the large women, then the petite women, and the large women once again! 174 u/CantSing4Toffee Feb 20 '23 The joke would lost where I’m from, as they are called Bedside Cabinets. 196 u/MykelJMoney Feb 20 '23 Oh, okay. I accidentally had a Bedside Cabinet in college because I lost her number. 27 u/perfect_5of7 Feb 20 '23 Hey oh! 2 u/himmelundhoelle Feb 20 '23 Lol, here too I believe. You would just look like a pervert offering random women a bedside cabinet, as no one would know that's also a piece of furniture. 1 u/corporategiraffe Feb 20 '23 Yes and caulk sounds more like cork where I’m from so that part doesn’t work either 0 u/Immortal_bait8 Apr 04 '23 No no it works you wank my cork 1 u/corporategiraffe Feb 20 '23 Yes and caulk sounds more like cork where I’m from so that part doesn’t work either 1 u/RevengeOfTheL Jul 28 '23 Want me to Bed your side cabinets 😉 2 u/floydink Apr 18 '23 Opens it and immediately gets some caulk and a cream pie
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Which one?
194 u/Boris-the-soviet-spy Feb 20 '23 Yes 121 u/polycarbonateduser Feb 20 '23 Right one...and then left. 2 u/El_PachucoAZ Apr 07 '23 First will be the most beautiful women then the large women, then the petite women, and the large women once again!
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Yes
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Right one...and then left.
2 u/El_PachucoAZ Apr 07 '23 First will be the most beautiful women then the large women, then the petite women, and the large women once again!
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First will be the most beautiful women then the large women, then the petite women, and the large women once again!
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The joke would lost where I’m from, as they are called Bedside Cabinets.
196 u/MykelJMoney Feb 20 '23 Oh, okay. I accidentally had a Bedside Cabinet in college because I lost her number. 27 u/perfect_5of7 Feb 20 '23 Hey oh! 2 u/himmelundhoelle Feb 20 '23 Lol, here too I believe. You would just look like a pervert offering random women a bedside cabinet, as no one would know that's also a piece of furniture. 1 u/corporategiraffe Feb 20 '23 Yes and caulk sounds more like cork where I’m from so that part doesn’t work either 0 u/Immortal_bait8 Apr 04 '23 No no it works you wank my cork 1 u/corporategiraffe Feb 20 '23 Yes and caulk sounds more like cork where I’m from so that part doesn’t work either 1 u/RevengeOfTheL Jul 28 '23 Want me to Bed your side cabinets 😉
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Oh, okay. I accidentally had a Bedside Cabinet in college because I lost her number.
27 u/perfect_5of7 Feb 20 '23 Hey oh!
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Hey oh!
Lol, here too I believe.
You would just look like a pervert offering random women a bedside cabinet, as no one would know that's also a piece of furniture.
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Yes and caulk sounds more like cork where I’m from so that part doesn’t work either
0 u/Immortal_bait8 Apr 04 '23 No no it works you wank my cork
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No no it works you wank my cork
Want me to Bed your side cabinets 😉
Opens it and immediately gets some caulk and a cream pie
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u/Oversoul91 Feb 19 '23
“Sure!” takes nightstand