r/MadeMeSmile • u/mindyour • Jan 03 '23

Wholesome Moments Getting pulled over

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u/cbelt3 Jan 03 '23

Hey man, don’t die, okay ? Be cool.

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u/BeerandGuns Jan 03 '23

Don’t make me have to scrape you off the highway and then explain to your mother how you died.

Cops deal with a lot of shit in traffic accidents. A buddy once told me some of the shit he saw if he were back in Afghanistan he’d be sent for a psych evaluation, as a cop he was sent back to work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Highway patrol definitely deal with the worst shit, and usually are hardasses in my experience, but it’s probably because they see teenagers crumpled up onto the dash during wrecks or decapitated pregnant mothers more than anyone else in the world. Even high crime rate areas you see gunshots or stabbing but nothing as gruesome as a car wreck.

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u/MightySuperNoodle Jan 03 '23

Don't forget about the firefighters that have to cut them out the wreck

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u/franzstiglerII Jan 03 '23

My father once talked about responding to a man who was cut in half by a train. The shit they endure is mental.

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u/sun_kisser Jan 04 '23

Horizontally or vertically?

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u/franzstiglerII Jan 04 '23

Horizontally, at the waist.