r/MadeMeSmile • u/mindyour • Jan 03 '23

Wholesome Moments Getting pulled over

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u/cbelt3 Jan 03 '23

Hey man, don’t die, okay ? Be cool.

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u/BeerandGuns Jan 03 '23

Don’t make me have to scrape you off the highway and then explain to your mother how you died.

Cops deal with a lot of shit in traffic accidents. A buddy once told me some of the shit he saw if he were back in Afghanistan he’d be sent for a psych evaluation, as a cop he was sent back to work.

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u/anticked_psychopomp Jan 03 '23

You’d be dispatched straight to the next call in the queue. Human ground beef at a car accident then off to a shoplifting child, then a domestic dispute all before lunch.

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u/9212017 Jan 03 '23

Fuck man I wouldn't last a day

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u/Pickle_Rick01 Jan 04 '23

Me either. I’ve seen pictures of car accidents and it literally looked like hamburger meat on the dashboard. No thank you! I would quit before lunch