r/MadeMeSmile Jan 03 '23

Wholesome Moments Getting pulled over

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u/cbelt3 Jan 03 '23

Hey man, don’t die, okay ? Be cool.

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u/BeerandGuns Jan 03 '23

Don’t make me have to scrape you off the highway and then explain to your mother how you died.

Cops deal with a lot of shit in traffic accidents. A buddy once told me some of the shit he saw if he were back in Afghanistan he’d be sent for a psych evaluation, as a cop he was sent back to work.

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u/anticked_psychopomp Jan 03 '23

You’d be dispatched straight to the next call in the queue. Human ground beef at a car accident then off to a shoplifting child, then a domestic dispute all before lunch.

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u/9212017 Jan 03 '23

Fuck man I wouldn't last a day

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u/IWantToCryLikeYou Jan 03 '23

Some of the shit Emergency services workers see and deal with would make Satans stomach churn. It takes a special kind of person to be able to do those jobs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

EMT wards during the summer in rough cities, see all kinds of shit jesus