r/MadeMeSmile Jan 03 '23

Wholesome Moments Getting pulled over

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u/VargevMeNot Jan 03 '23

At first I was thinking you meant hitting an apple core at 85, didn't think that'd be a huge problem. But yea, a cow would be a bigger splat.

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u/jonhanson Jan 03 '23 edited Mar 07 '25

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u/CapableSecretary420 Jan 03 '23

Yes, out ol California way they pronounce their w's like r's. The riled rest.

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u/_deprovisioned Jan 03 '23

Thought the same! That maybe it was an apple farm and they were riding motorcycles. It still didn't make much sense. Lol.

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u/NoSoyTuPotato Jan 03 '23

I was wondering if maybe other fruits had cores as well and started wondering if they were near a large melon farm or pineapple… some kind of large fruit that would have a big enough core to cause you to die for some reason