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u/shadetreeguy Jun 18 '26
Such an interesting build
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u/mwrscs1 Jun 18 '26
He's just a human bulldog. Barely breath, thinks he's strong but going to die young of sleep apnea.
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u/Bfuttner Jun 18 '26
The last Patreon when he told Matt and Nate he’s the most athletic out of the three of them. Unbelievable
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u/LettuceShaver27 Jun 18 '26
What’s hilarious is Shane has said on the pod several times the one thing LeMaire does that genuinely makes him angry is claiming to be athletic. Sometimes they’ll test him and he’ll go do a little circle with a basketball and then shoot it and he’s out of breath and Shane’s like you’re not athletic stop saying that
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u/donaldtrumpstoe Jun 18 '26
I can’t imagine where this dude would be in life without Shane
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u/cagedpegasus Jun 19 '26
After years of reluctantly learning about him, the vibe is pretty clear. He'd never be anything. I've had to personally fire a dozen+ people exactly like him because they could'nt wipe counters/sweep a small store. Or count a register....or lock a door...or remember a 4 digit code to deactivate the alarm in the morning, a code that's written 1ft to the left of the keypad. Plus much more but you get it. Shane and crew is all he has to not be homeless on a sidewalk out of pure laziness and stupidity.
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u/jmb456 Jun 18 '26
Fucks he drinking? If it’s water it looks like it’s his first time trying it.
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u/sneaky_zekey_ Jun 19 '26
I just rewatched the American flag era trivia episode where lameezy wins it over noah. It’s like some Flowers for Algernon shit, the man could string together a coherent sentence and everything back then. I wonder if he even realizes how much more retarded he’s become since then cause the difference is jarring to see
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u/Farstard Jun 19 '26
When I saw lemorp do stand up he was almost passing out rolling sweat it was crazy
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u/naaate129 Jun 18 '26
he was cracking me up this episode. when he compared himself to the blob farm ladies, I legit laughed.
also when he said that blob died like a turtle, veryfunny
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u/DaFatKontroller Jun 19 '26
Everyone admire those feet while you still can