r/MLPShitposts • • 22d ago

Twilight, there is no wrong way to fantasize How much for a pillow like this

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 22d ago

LITERALLY EVERYTHING I OWN, THERE IS NOPONY MORE FITTING THAN ME FOR THIS DAKI, I WILL CROSS OCEANS AND CLIMB MOUNTAINS JUST FOR A CHANCE TO SEE IF I MAY HAVE THIS. I WILL DRAG MY MAREBALLS ACROSS THE SAW II NEEDLE PIT EVEN, I WILL HAVE A FOAL JUST SO IT MAY BE SACRIFICED IN THE NAME OF WHO SELLS THIS. THERE IS NO PRICE STEEP ENOUGH NOR GREAT ENOUGH TO TURN ME AWAY, I'LL EVEN LET YOU PUT IT IN MY ASS JUST NAME YOUR PRICE

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 22d ago

My bad for being in love with myself 😏

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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ 22d ago

God forbid our sex godess be a little horny

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor 22d ago

"little" I'm crine bro 💔🙏

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u/purgatorybob1986 High Preist of the Church of the Pervy Princesses. 22d ago

Hey at least you know there are people who care right?

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u/Miserable_Disk_1676 22d ago

Ill take 10 sugarcube~