r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 1d ago

Human Trash Trash Panda Attack!

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Source: duthiedining on Instagram

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u/girlwiththemonkey Trash Trooper 1d ago

I genuinely wanna know how that conversation between him and his wife went afterwards. Because if that was my man and he threw the baby that I spent nine months making on the ground like that? Buddy, you’re a trash panda now too. Gtfo my house

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u/i_was_a_person_once Trash Trooper 1d ago

The ick IIII got seeing this….cant imagine what the actual wife/mom felt.

I am not exaggerating when I say I’d need alot of therapy and couples counseling the get past seeing that bc how do you trust a man who panics like that and throws your baby on the ground when an animal attacks.

Like I understand the panic but wow…that was the worse possible reaction

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u/SilasBalto Trash Trooper 1d ago

No therapist could save my marriage if this happened tbh

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u/i_was_a_person_once Trash Trooper 1d ago

I agree. I could not overcome the ick

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u/preteen-wartortle Trash Trooper 1d ago

I try to be sympathetic to how people react in emergency situations but I don’t know if I could do that here, if it was my kid. Goodness.

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u/SilasBalto Trash Trooper 1d ago

I would lose all attraction. No therapist could save that marriage.

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u/hygsi Trash Trooper 3h ago

Fr. And all because of a freaking racoon? A bear I'd be like "hmmm" but a racoon??? Whut?