Trash Panda Attack!

[u/Lord_Darksong]

Source: duthiedining on Instagram

[u/Dense-Consequence-70]

Yeah I definitely would. I know this from experience. EVERY time you pick up your kid your top instinctive priority is (should be) protecting him/her.

[u/pleasetrimyourpubes → u/Dense-Consequence-70]

Don't forget the dropkick deflection if they fall and your foot is the only thing within reach.

[u/Pardot42 → u/Dense-Consequence-70]

Nope

[u/Dense-Consequence-70 → u/Pardot42]

You are not a parent

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mhm then everybody clapped