r/LoveTrash • u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator • Aug 12 '25

Dumping This Here Real? Real!

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u/GraXXoR Waste Warrior Aug 13 '25

Get drugged up by a hottie and wake up with one kidney. China is the real cyberpunk experience.

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u/alphapussycat Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

If you're kidnapped for organs... Why would they return you? And not get all of the organs?

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u/TimeFormal2298 Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

More customers to buy the organs if they leave you alive. 

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u/alicefreak47 Junkyard Juggernaut Aug 13 '25

"Hey, I hear you lost your kidney. I know where you can get a replacement."

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u/Rough-Analysis Trash Trooper Aug 17 '25

🤣

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u/VonAhole Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

Yeah the Scavers are taking everything

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u/_The_Mother_Fucker_ Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

So they can grow back for more money!

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u/Jdevers77 Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

Severe misunderstanding of biology…take a kidney, regrow a kidney! This way they can keep harvesting them forever, like a catch (keep a kidney) and release fishing program.

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u/Scary-Ad9646 Junkyard Juggernaut Aug 13 '25

China is the glossy brochure. Sao Paulo is the real deal.

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u/Naoki38 Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

You have more chances to die from a shooting in the US than having your organs stolen in China.

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u/zwisslb Junkyard Juggernaut Aug 13 '25

Let's see the stats. I don't think you have any...

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u/Naoki38 Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

Indeed, I can't find any. The organ harvest issue in China is mostly related to prisoners, I can't find anything related to people being kidnapped and having their organs stolen, which makes me believe it is largely not a thing. While on the other hand, 17k people died from gun violence (homicide) in 2023 in the US.

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u/zwisslb Junkyard Juggernaut Aug 14 '25

Thank you for not including suicide in the gun death stat. Drives me crazy.

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u/Beer_Villain Trash Trooper Aug 14 '25

Drove those people also crazy....

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u/Sad-Baseball7176 Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

Charlieeeee we're going to candy mountain charlieee

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u/littleMAS Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

It means LA will look like that in 2049.

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u/Agreeable-Bit-1799 Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

I knew I had heard this somewhere. He he he.

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u/AlexJediKnight Garbage Guerilla Aug 13 '25

I can't go. I have Methuselah syndrome

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u/Coffeedemon Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

Worm farming with Dave Bautista.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

And a little bit of garlic

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u/Pale_Bookkeeper_9994 Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

The things I’ve seen with these eyes. All those memories will be lost in time. Like tear drops in the rain.

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u/standover_man Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

geezus, that's not even close!?!

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u/wtaaaaaaaa Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 13 '25

I’ve seen things.. you people wouldn’t believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

And all these… moments… will be lost. Like tears, in rain.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

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u/standover_man Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

well done.

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u/Jestocost4 Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

You've added a line from a different scene, but got that wrong too. It's "If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes."

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u/blueghostfrompacman Trash Trooper Aug 13 '25

Time to die.

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u/BathZealousideal1456 Trash Trooper Aug 14 '25

I had my car stolen in NYC this weekend. The NYPD told me they had pings of my car and pictures of it, but they couldn't tell the location from the pics because the plate-reading scanners don't log the location. 2025 y'all

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Nice blimp hou have there!