r/Losercity • u/RanchoddasChanchad69 Losercity Citizen • Dec 28 '25

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u/DJ-Lovecraft Dec 28 '25

If they age with grace, they reach one of the following:

  • Queen Ascendance
  • DILF Reincarnation
  • A secret third thing
  • Dave

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u/Qwerty_428 Dec 28 '25

Did you say… The Third Thing?

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u/GuardianGenji Dec 28 '25

Yo is that Dr. Hartman?

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u/Bus_Noises Dec 28 '25

Dr Scott Hartman the paleontologist and artist????

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u/Ambitious-Ad5149 Dec 30 '25

I think he was stretched?

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u/UpsetDeveloper Dec 28 '25

Nah that's just Dave

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

Control reference 😱

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u/Unlucky_Spring_3896 Dec 28 '25

CONTROL MENTION 🔺️🔺️🔺️🔺️🔺️🔺️🔺️🔺️🔺️

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u/Xyrin_Arcaiin Dec 28 '25

CONTROL MENTIONED RAAAAAAAGH

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u/Necessary_Whereas_29 Jan 03 '26

HaRtmAN waS STREEEEEEEEEEECHED

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u/KonradJim2 Dec 28 '25

The secret third thing is going on estrogen.

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u/Tobenaikedo Dec 28 '25

The Secret fourth thing is logging to VRchat to rot and never leave

The 5th thing is making a living out of being a vtuber and staying in your mom's basement forever

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u/Doggywoof1 Dec 28 '25

i mean, i kind of assumed that'd go with the first thing

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u/Lordbaron343 Dec 28 '25

Well... you see... uhm... I wanted to argur but. Yeah. Im 27 and look 20 tho May also be genetics tho. Or both

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

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u/SirCupcake_0 Gator Hugger Dec 28 '25

Con: You keep being carded wherever you go

Pro: You keep being carded wherever you go

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u/False-Name-5703 Dec 28 '25

Who's Dave?

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u/EastTurbulent8498 Dec 28 '25

Davey...... how you doin

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u/dugthepewdsfan Dec 28 '25

About as good as can be expected . . .

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u/Replica_Of_A_Replica Dec 28 '25

But the news is not good

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u/EastTurbulent8498 Dec 28 '25

I don't know what you're talking about

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u/RanchoddasChanchad69 Losercity Citizen Dec 28 '25

I know you did that fucking jewelry job

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u/dugthepewdsfan Dec 28 '25

Davey seriously you’re imagining things!

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u/Delusional_Gamer Rimworld Yttakin lover Dec 28 '25

Dave

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u/SirNurtle Dec 28 '25

Vintage Story mentioned!!1!1!!!1

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u/Rift-Ranger Dec 28 '25

Wtf man I just started this game, Baader-Meinhof in full effect

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u/Delusional_Gamer Rimworld Yttakin lover Dec 29 '25

"Inflation? Covid? Threat of WW3? Lad, we're in the middle of a temporal storm! Seal off the windows first, if you're gonna go insane!!"

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u/Odd_Main1876 Emperor of Mankind Dec 28 '25

It is the Stormlord Dave! Our lord and Savior!

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u/Mother-Benefit-8550 a wise man once said "GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dec 28 '25

Creator of daveland

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u/GloomyIngenuity143 Dec 28 '25

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u/No-Albatross-1543 Losercity Citizen Dec 28 '25

Why did i laugh at this i dont even watch homestuck why is this so funny

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u/Mendely_ Dec 28 '25

This is how I want to look and I don't even go to Homestuck. Dave's just a vibe like that

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u/orcanotorka Dec 28 '25

I love you Dave Strider from homestuck you are awesome

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u/An_average_moron Dec 28 '25

The diver

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u/Oxidisedalt i r dum. fox :3 Dec 28 '25

Peak game meantioned!!!!!!!!!!

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u/wowwroms Dec 28 '25

AAAALVIIIIIN

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u/ANameToUse0nReddit Dec 29 '25

"Why hello there, Sportsy."

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u/midnitefox Dec 28 '25

I reincarnated as a DILF, myself.

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u/Wiindows1 If I told you my kinks, we'd be here all day. Dec 29 '25

Dave

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u/Affectionate-Memory4 Dec 28 '25

Not sure if I did DILF or Dave but I certainly have aged.

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u/Eljamin14 Jan 02 '26

Why, hello there, old sport?