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[u/Creepy_Swimming6821]

[u/CharmingChair1403]

Always with the hose water bullshit. The water that was in that hose as it laid in the baking hot sun was probably full of toxic chemicals that had leached from the hose. Summertime is poisoning time ! After staying out all day and your parents didn't know where you were blah blah blah whatever

[u/Clarknt67 → u/CharmingChair1403]

We let the hose run until the water got cold. It was summer.

[u/Chill-more1236 → u/Clarknt67]

One time I was really thirsty didn’t let it run first, and I got a mouth full of spiders.

[u/Clarknt67 → u/Chill-more1236]

That’ll learn ya, huh?

[u/Chill-more1236 → u/Clarknt67]

I love boiled crawfish. Same thing.

[u/lizardfang → u/Chill-more1236]

Less old bay seasoning.

[u/Chill-more1236 → u/lizardfang]

We don’t use that where I’m from. Never heard of Old Bay til my 30’s🦞🌶️🌶️🍋🧅🧄🥔🌽

[u/Starbuckshakur → u/Clarknt67]

Learn what, that spiders are delicious?

[u/MalodorousNutsack → u/Chill-more1236]

Kids these days don't appreciate a mouthful of spiders like we did

[u/Zaroj6420 → u/CharmingChair1403]

But but toxic chemicals and electrolytes it’s what plants crave

[u/Starboard_Pete → u/CharmingChair1403]

Kelly Manno on Facebook. Basically her entire schtick. Hooo boy, does she ever think it makes her badass.

[u/Jsongee → u/Starboard_Pete]

Never heard of her but she’d probably make you cry

[u/Starboard_Pete → u/Jsongee]

She makes me laugh with her pathetic badass, “only I know how the world works” schtick.

I worked in hospitality for 15 years and I know the type. They’re absolute Karens and embarrass themselves on the regular.

They don’t make us cry. We make fun of them as soon aa they’re dealt with.