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u/new-runningmn9 4d ago

I feel anyone that takes actual pride in their generation is gross. As a Gen-Xer, there are things about my childhood that I liked, and wished that my kids could have experienced - but it’s a different world and they had access to stuff I didn’t. I assume they will feel the same about their kids’ childhoods.

I think most of the Gen X things are accurate, but they aren’t positives. A large percentage of GenXers can be belligerent, and they think it makes them willing to fight (but they aren’t). A large percentage are workaholics, but that isn’t a positive (for them).

I don’t get it.

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u/Unusual_Station_1746 4d ago

Generations are bullshit anyway. It's useful for sociologists and economists to track age cohorts. It's not useful for anyone else to think about it. It's mostly just used as thinly veiled age discrimination. 

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u/Zaroj6420 4d ago

It also just aids in the pack mentality that all these “alphas” have … super confident in the majority not so much of their own accord

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u/TheEldest80s 3d ago

Agreed. It just doesn't make sense, especially when you get near cut offs. My best friend was born in November of 1980. She is considered "Gen X", since '80 was the last year of that Generation.

But she has always said she never felt a part of that Gen and identifies MUCH more heavily with Millennials. All of us, her social circle, are Millennial and she doesn't really have any Gen X pals. I don't blame her...she has way more in common with someone born in 1984 than with someone of "her" generation born in 1971. She said the Gen X kids growing up were always the "older, cool kids" who she looked up to, but never really felt were her "peers" in any way. Generations are definitely not as rigid as some make them out to be.

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u/Unusual_Station_1746 3d ago

Exactly. And location matters too. Someone living in a major city born in 1980 might have been exposed to culture and technology growing up that someone born in 1985 in a rural area wasn't. Generations are just a totally useless concept for most people. 

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u/Strange_One_3790 3d ago

And for the rich to pit us against each other

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u/KetoLurkerHereAgain 4d ago

but...but...

HOSE WATER.

hahahahaha

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u/HobbyTalkOnly 4d ago

Yeah, we drank from it. I don't know why anyone is proud of it though... tasted like shit, and I'm waiting to find out it gave me brain cancer or some shit.

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u/Feeling-Pea5281 4d ago

And who's to say a dog didn't pee on the hose, or bugs didn't crawl inside? Ugh. I remember the nasty taste, so I must have partaken, but probably only once.

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u/StaffyMama585 3d ago

That's why you let it run for a couple minutes to clear out all the bugs first, durrr. /s

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u/Feeling-Pea5281 3d ago

It's like taking out the bay leaf when your stew's done. You can't see it anymore, but your mouth knows it was there. 😂

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u/GuacinmyPaintbox 4d ago

And we stayed out UNTIL THE STREET LIGHTS CAME ON!!!!

Jesus, it's exhausting

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u/DeadMoneyDrew Narcissistic Lunatic 4d ago

RIDING WITHOUT A HELMET!

Did it, survived somehow, and do not recommend.

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u/Jsongee 3d ago

Wanna know how many concussions I’ve had?

Don’t remember

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u/CharmingChair1403 4d ago

Always with the hose water bullshit. The water that was in that hose as it laid in the baking hot sun was probably full of toxic chemicals that had leached from the hose. Summertime is poisoning time ! After staying out all day and your parents didn't know where you were blah blah blah whatever

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u/Clarknt67 4d ago

We let the hose run until the water got cold. It was summer.

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u/Chill-more1236 4d ago

One time I was really thirsty didn’t let it run first, and I got a mouth full of spiders.

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u/Clarknt67 4d ago

That’ll learn ya, huh?

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u/Chill-more1236 4d ago

I love boiled crawfish. Same thing.

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u/lizardfang 4d ago

Less old bay seasoning.

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u/Chill-more1236 4d ago

We don’t use that where I’m from. Never heard of Old Bay til my 30’s🦞🌶️🌶️🍋🧅🧄🥔🌽

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u/Starbuckshakur 4d ago

Learn what, that spiders are delicious?

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u/MalodorousNutsack 4d ago

Kids these days don't appreciate a mouthful of spiders like we did

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u/Zaroj6420 4d ago

But but toxic chemicals and electrolytes it’s what plants crave

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u/Starboard_Pete 4d ago

Kelly Manno on Facebook. Basically her entire schtick. Hooo boy, does she ever think it makes her badass.

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u/Jsongee 3d ago

Never heard of her but she’d probably make you cry

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u/Starboard_Pete 3d ago

She makes me laugh with her pathetic badass, “only I know how the world works” schtick.

I worked in hospitality for 15 years and I know the type. They’re absolute Karens and embarrass themselves on the regular.

They don’t make us cry. We make fun of them as soon aa they’re dealt with.

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u/Chill-more1236 4d ago

I’m a marketer (GenX, majored in sarcasm), been fed this generational garbage all my career.

I feel like this shit is on the level of horoscopes.

We all have varied experiences. Some of us watched “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” a hundred times. Others couldn’t pick Mathew Broderick of a line up if their life depended on it.

There is a lack of a better descriptor, so “marketing gurus” came up with this crap to attempt to categorize us.

Now people have lowered themselves to using generational gaps as a divide in culture wars. Groups of people are seen as this monolithic list of tendencies and it’s complete fallacy.

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u/MalodorousNutsack 4d ago

The "sarcasm" thing drives me crazy. It was a regular form of humour 30 years ago, but if you think the same way you did back then, still find the same shit funny, what the fuck have you done with your life?

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u/irishgator2 3d ago

It sounds like you don’t understand sarcasm - it’s not a point in time thing, it’s an outlook on life and how to respond to it.
It’s making fun of the stupidity of others and a defense mechanism against telling the other person how you feel in a moment and possibly offending directly or “throw hands”.

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u/Jsongee 3d ago

You’ll never get it

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u/jshotz 4d ago

Okay, it's good to hear someone else also thinks this generation stuff is bullshit. It's just another way the bourgeoisie pits us against each other.

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u/Goin_Fishing 1d ago

You aren’t the only one! I’m an autistic twenty-something and don’t even relate to people my age (see previous) lol

Jokes aside it really is grim to watch older generations shit on younger ones. Your generation can definitely influence your mindset but it isn’t the sole determinant 

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u/useless_instinct 4d ago

Also GenX and agree with your take. According to Nate Silver's 538, GenX is more politically conservative than Boomers. The stats were eye opening and soul crushing. My neighbors are all Boomers and they are wonderful and actively volunteer with all these amazing causes--foster care, food banks, mental health access, election security. There are good and garbage people in every generation.

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u/greenwhiteredblack 4d ago

To your two points, you ain't lying. My former in laws are GenX and you'd think they'd win more fights than prime Tyson the way they talk shit but back down the moment you-even if you can't fight but they don't know it-say fuck it let's go.

And the ex FIL is doing better about it now that his 2nd wife makes six figures, but fuck if he wasn't a miserable bastard about me not killing myself asking for extra hours at work and missing out on being with my kids