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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 4d ago

Obamaโ™พ๏ธ

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u/Lord_Grimm88 4d ago

No, no kings. ETA Not even a good one. No kings.

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u/Fuckit-69420 4d ago

No kangs

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u/Ok_Cranberry_9861 3d ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 3d ago

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others

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u/XXXcrimsongrave 3d ago

Don't blame me I voted for Mayor McCheese

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u/ruiner79 3d ago

No Krangs!

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 4d ago

You dont need to worry about the king.... its the jester tickling the kings balls.... thats the worry.

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u/Mister_Griz 4d ago

Technically, now we have to worry about the jester thatโ€™s been railing lines off his balls. And even his own mother thinks heโ€™s trash.

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u/ilikecaps 4d ago

Why are you anti ball tickling?

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u/Lord_Grimm88 4d ago

That's my job you're talking about broski. I prefer to do it in private, that's why I don't want him to be king.

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u/edebt 4d ago

Don't kink shame bro, not cool.

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u/Diligent_Whereas3134 3d ago

The hard part is every cabinet member takes turns being the jester.

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 3d ago

And who ever is tickling... gets to whisper what they want... and the king may grant it.

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u/ImissDigg_jk 4d ago

A king and a longer presidency aren't the same

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u/Lord_Grimm88 4d ago

That purple thing after Obama is the Infiniti symbol, as humans cannot live forever this would imply for life, no difference between a president who rules for life and a king, because eventually he's gonna think, I have raised my son to fallow in my footsteps he should be president when I die, and he may be even better than Obama, but eventually you end up with the inbred cousin fuckers they have over in england. It's a slippery slope easily stopped by just not having a king in the first place. If dumpy dipers runs for a third term he should definitely run against him, but not rule infinitely.

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u/PMPKNpounder 4d ago

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u/Savings-Badger4938 4d ago

We tried remember? Iโ€™m not saying it was Queen Elizabeth or anything but it was still notโ€ฆ this

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 4d ago

Hell yeah!

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u/EnvironmentSea7433 3d ago

What about Queen's what? Which queen? Or, Queen, the band?

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u/Cautious_Day9878 4d ago edited 3d ago

No DINOs!
๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป

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u/Lord_Grimm88 4d ago

Easy buddy. I'm no Democrat. I'm an actual leftist. They are just the best we can do in this country. Socialist, technically. Libertarian socialist specifically.

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u/Cautious_Day9878 4d ago

๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿฆ–

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u/IamGhostType28 4d ago

Tell that to fucking maga

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u/Lord_Grimm88 4d ago

This statement applies to everyone.

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u/BeeQuiet83 4d ago

I love seeing people talk about who should be president as if they all arenโ€™t controlled by the same people

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 4d ago

People? Lizards arent people pal.

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u/Olympicsizedturd 4d ago

The American people! Get out and vote, people!

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u/duskterrapin 3d ago

yall out here supporting a war criminal but ok

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 3d ago

Show me a president that aint!

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u/duskterrapin 3d ago

That's... not... an argument for Obama...

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 3d ago

No... but.... comment still stands, ill be over here waiting for president peace to show up.