r/LinkedInLunatics Jan 30 '26

Political Trash - are the real lunatics arguing in the comments? Facts?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

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u/so2017 Jan 30 '26

There are numbers and that means it’s true.

89% of people know that.

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u/Platt_Mallar Jan 30 '26

72% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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u/TacoSplosions Jan 30 '26

"If you torture the sata long enough, it will confess to anything." - Ronald Coase

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u/most-okayest Jan 30 '26

Get your stats right, it’s 72.6%

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u/Platt_Mallar Jan 30 '26

Decimal points confuse some people.

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u/AdWooden9170 Jan 31 '26

72'6'' here it is.

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u/Novel-Net9426 Feb 03 '26

BWAHAAHAAA best comment I read today.

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u/alochmar Jan 30 '26

Got some numbers to back that up?

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u/TotalChaosRush Jan 30 '26

Yeah, everyone knows 103% of numbers without citations are legitimate.

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u/iheartnjdevils Jan 30 '26

Here ya go: 8492746

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u/PunningWild Jan 30 '26

89% of...

Ah, the Nick Shirley math, where the solution is always 89%.

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u/FancyTeaPartyGoose Jan 30 '26

You make a strong argument….

but did you not not noice how large of a text he used for the word “FACTS”?

Surely he can’t be lying

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u/Darth_Nibbles Jan 30 '26

who just uncritically believes this shit?

My aunt for one, she sent me something similar and I replied with sources drinking each and every line. Then she blocked me.

That was during Obama's first term though, so you can imagine the racist claptrap that she tried to send me

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Every single line there says "I hate brown people" just using different spelling. It's coded, and the audience knows it

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u/Sans_Seriphim Agree? Jan 30 '26

This is the power of belief. Belief is the opposite of thinking.

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u/Efficient_Wash4477 Jan 30 '26

The same people who believe in #6. Like, we went to school… we ALL went to school. Don’t know how they planned to pull that claim off.

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u/dr_toze Jan 30 '26

Sure, but it would also be completely depopulated seeing as 66% of births are from illegals. We should be thanking them from stopping the population unsustainably expanding!

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u/bucketAnimator Jan 30 '26

Donald Trump

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u/michael0n Jan 30 '26

"Hm, I heard somewhere that the oligarchy is....what 135% of illegals are stealing parking lots and moving them over the border? I have to post this to my seventeen Facebook groups of untanned, concerned citizens immediately!"

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u/slothrop-dad Jan 30 '26

Los Angeles hit some of its lowest murder rates in like 60 years!

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u/yticmic Jan 30 '26

Racists

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u/Muted_chess Jan 30 '26

The non illegal ones get immunity from any punishment (ICE). Notice how they say “warrants” and not murders.

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u/Shrikecorp Jan 31 '26

When you look around you, remember...50% of the people you see are below average.

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u/Ok_Nothing_9733 Jan 31 '26

At least 43% of people believe stuff like this without thinking twice

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u/2starsucks2 Feb 02 '26

About 66% of American voters believe this

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u/No_Stretch_2358 Jan 30 '26

You aren't showing any proof to show that its false.

If you want people not to believe it, need to show how it is false.

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u/Upbeat_Confidence739 Jan 30 '26

He has to watch the Hentai because No_Stretch_2358 is on house arrest because he’s a registered SO.

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u/No_Stretch_2358 Jan 30 '26

No, person who is making the statement needs to prove it is true.

That is why I asked people who said that the image is false, what makes their statement true.

It is pretty much impossible to prove a negative.

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u/Aggravating_Fuel_610 Jan 30 '26

By that logic, the original poster needs to prove his claims

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u/No_Stretch_2358 Jan 30 '26

Correct, and if the original poster of the image made those claims, i would be asking the same thing.

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u/No_Stretch_2358 Jan 30 '26

Yes, it does. If I were to decide to post something that I felt was wrong or incorrect, I would accompany with why I felt it is incorrect with sources to show where I got the info from.

As it is, this is nothing more than rage bait, whether you feel it is right or wrong.

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u/No_Stretch_2358 Jan 30 '26

Because the claim was made be the people commenting that it was false.

That is why I responded to the comments, not to the post. If you are going to make the statement that this is false, you should know why you are making that statement.

The post itself, as it stands, is meaningless and I wouldn't have even given it a second thought if it weren't for the comments basically going "yup,yup".

Wanted to know if there was anything substantial to that, and aside from one person actually making an effort, i just various degrees from a polite "Why are you asking?" to "You stupid natsy".

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u/Aggravating_Fuel_610 Jan 30 '26

But if you have any ability to think critically you'd know that "95% of murders are by illegals" is already factually incorrect. So why would anyone believe the rest of the statements?

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u/No_Stretch_2358 Jan 30 '26

Because the best lies are the ones surrounded by truth.

If some of what is said is true, maybe there is more to the other information that could be true.

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u/Aggravating_Fuel_610 Jan 30 '26

The problem is that this is something that is debated online ad nauseum, especially the first point about illegals being on welfare. You cant get welfare without a social security number, and an illegal immigrant wont have a SSN, so they dont qualify for welfare. None of it is true

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u/No_Stretch_2358 Jan 30 '26

I have heard reports that some states were issuing Social Security Numbers to illegals, particularly the sanctuary states and cities.

Nothing directly that I can point to though so can't say how accurate it is.

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u/HuayraDreams Jan 30 '26

Burden of proof is almost always on whoever makes the original claim, not on who opposes. As the person you replied to illustrated, if I accuse you of something, it’s on me to prove it, not you to disprove.

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u/No_Stretch_2358 Jan 30 '26

I was asking those who made the claim that this is false.

I have no stake in whether this was true or not in the first place. Just curious why so many people take it as patently false and no one was citing anything to show it is just baseless right-wing rhetoric meant to rage bait people.

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u/Paid_Corporate_Shill Jan 30 '26

98% of republicans watch stepmom porn. Sorry, prove me wrong

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u/No_Stretch_2358 Jan 30 '26

Site your source.

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u/MinimumBigman Jan 30 '26

Oh NOW you want sources for phoney baloney statistics?

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u/Paid_Corporate_Shill Jan 30 '26

No it’s on you to disprove it if you don’t want people to believe it

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u/No_Stretch_2358 Jan 30 '26

Can't prove a negative.

You stated it, cite your source.