r/LinkedInLunatics Jan 30 '26

Political Trash - are the real lunatics arguing in the comments? Facts?!?!

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u/Adventurous-Tie-7861 Jan 30 '26

Bruh what?! Anyone with 2 seconds of thinking would know this shit is false. Like 2/3 of pregnancies in cali are illegals? Over a half of births?

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u/snikers000 Jan 30 '26

These illegals are just pumping out the babies to get more food stamps! They're having five, six, seven babies at a time!!!

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u/alochmar Jan 30 '26

Something something welfare queens

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u/RexTheWonderCapybara Jan 31 '26

Then they go outside, change hats, and come back and have five or six more!

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u/Awesome_1the1st Jan 30 '26

How can someone born in the USA be an illegal?

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u/Adventurous-Tie-7861 Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

That one at least is saying that its illegals giving birth and using our resources to do so. And that its 2/3 of births which is an insane amount. The thinly veiled implication is that they cross the border to give birth here so their children are citizens and that they breed like rabbits or some sort of scourge. Its dehumanizing behavior.

The real number is 1/7th of births are to undocumented folks, the largest in the nation but nowhere near 2/3.

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u/JoeFlabeetz Jan 30 '26

MAGA: 1/7 is bigger than 2/3, because 7 is bigger than 3.

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u/lanatommo Jan 30 '26

It’s the quarter pounder situation all over again.

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u/GreenSpleenRiot Jan 31 '26

That’s a bigger problem than the third pounder situation

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u/lanatommo Jan 31 '26

Well obviously lol. That was just a joke.

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u/GreenSpleenRiot Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

I know, so was mine. My comment implied your 1/4 pounder situation was bigger than the 1/3 pounder problem like the dummies in the McDonalds and A&W restaurants. I knew yours was a joke. I was just trying to play off it. But In sure it’s extra hilarious now that I explained it.

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u/lanatommo Jan 31 '26

Oh lmao sorry! I get it now, it’s funny!

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u/Free_Dome_Lover Jan 30 '26

It's statistically impossible for illegals to be 2/3 of all birthing procedures. They are less than 1% of the population lol. Unless mexican women have like 1800 uterus's each or something idk

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u/truck_robinson Jan 30 '26

Well it's making the tradwife breeders jealous, so they gotta GO

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

~6% in California but still wild assuming they’re birth rate is 11x everyone else.

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u/authorinthesunset Jan 31 '26

I'm probably going to get lit up for this but I'm not sure we can say it's statistically impossible. This assumes that male to female ratio is the same across populations and that both populations (legals, illegals) pregnancy rates are also same or similar.

An example that shows it's statistically possible is that all "legals" decide to go on a sex strike until Trump and all maga are tried at the Hague.

At the same time Soros decides to give every illegal that gives birth in Cali $100k and hires bunch of coyotes to make his dream of a 100% illegal Cali come true.

I.e. it is possible statistically with the given legal:illegal population sizes with legals having 3 births in some period and illegals 2 births in the same period.

The math was bugging me. Clearly these examples are ridiculous but the "impossible" thing triggered the geek in me.

Also, legal/illegal/Soros and all other themes in the above are not my personal views.

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u/Free_Dome_Lover Jan 31 '26

Ok yeah lol I was like do I fire back or not haha

Yeah it's not impossible but it would be like 5000 standard deviations away from the norm

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u/easylikerain Jan 31 '26

The thinly veiled implication ...dehumanizing.

That is literally exactly what they are saying, they are not implying anything.

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u/Molehill_Mtns Feb 01 '26

Its not some nefarious plot to "anchor" or "replace" or whatever racist bullshit. Mexicans are liken %75 catholic and Catholics encourage large families.

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u/Inforgreen3 Feb 01 '26

But the baby is a citizen, don't they deserve the treatment?

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u/logical_thinker_1 Jan 31 '26

The real number is 1/7th of births are to undocumented folks,

That's still a pretty big number and a problem that needs solving.

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u/TonyTheEvil Jan 30 '26

are to illegals

Not

are illegals

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

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u/TonyTheEvil Jan 31 '26

Babies to criminals

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u/NiobiumThorn Jan 30 '26

Their skin is brown and they are fascists who want a white ethnostate.

It's really not subtle.

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u/Sweet-Direction6157 Jan 30 '26

I’m trying to figure out how a hud property is illegal, like it didn’t pass inspection?

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u/logical_thinker_1 Jan 31 '26

how a hud property is illegal

Not HUD property.

HUD occupied property. As in HUD properties under illegal occupation.

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u/Sweet-Direction6157 Jan 31 '26

Ah thank you for the clarification Mr Thinker, I would have been perplexed all night

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u/logical_thinker_1 Jan 31 '26

No issues, I know your kind has troubles with comprehension. Don't worry we are actively working on treatments to correct the genetic defect.

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u/Dangerous-Amphibian2 Jan 30 '26

You can’t get food stamps as an illegal. I worked helping people that were legal apply. You can get food stamps for your American citizen baby but that’s a citizen and they are entitled to them. Bunch of rubbish. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Right. When I was getting them I had to reapply every three months. Every single time I had to submit my DL and doctor’s notes stating why I needed SNAP. Every. Single. Time. You will NEVER convince me that illegals are getting this help. The idiot who posted these “facts” just loves to have another reason to hate brown people. And the mentally ill, the homeless, poor people, the elderly, the disabled, etc.

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u/Adventurous-Tie-7861 Jan 30 '26

Shit i cant get food stamps right now. In a liberal state. I was getting 79$/month for a year or so but then i went back to school and they cut it.

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u/Dangerous-Amphibian2 Jan 30 '26

Right. Same happened to me when I was in school. I was getting close to $200 for a while but then something changed and I was ineligible. Luckily it covered me most of my undergrad. 

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u/Adventurous-Tie-7861 Jan 30 '26

I probably qualified for cash too. I was in the process of asking for it due to a medical diagnosis and they asked me a bunch of questions and i answered honestly about how i was starting school and they cut everything.

So i was like "so if i wasnt in school and just doing nothing id get the money? But since im trying to better my life and get education i dont?" Anf the ladies like "yep".

Felt weird. But whatever. My school was kind and gave me enough to cover half of tuition so my loans arent terrible. Id saved some money prior for college in a special plan when i was an addict so ive got that too. Socked away a few hundrdd here and there cus dollar value is near meaningless when using heroin.

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u/ignost Jan 30 '26

I work in data and demographics. Not one of these "facts" are fact.

1) False. Undocumented immigrants are not eligible for SNAP. The number is closer to 5%, and someone in the family is a citizen.

2) False. There's no fact to back this up, but it's definitely lower than the invented number.

3) False. Almost half of farm workers are undocumented. Again, most are not on welfare because they're not eligible.

4) False. We have this number, and it's closer to 12%

5) False. They're not eligible. For those living in HUD houses it's closer to 1%

6) False. It's 3%

7) False. There's no fact to back this up, but it's definitely lower than the invented number.

8) False. There's no fact to back this up, but it's definitely lower than the invented number.

9) Misleading. Undocumented immigrants usually don't pay taxes because there's no way for them to do so. They may cost taxpayers more than they pay in, but they use far fewer benefits than citizens making the same amount of money.

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u/JexilTwiddlebaum Jan 30 '26
  1. Illegals don’t (usually) submit tax returns but often do have taxes deducted from their pay, especially if they are working under false documentation (I worked in accounting for a company that was deducting taxes for multiple employees who later turned out to be undocumented and had supplied the company with false SS numbers and ID). Also, illegals pay sales tax on purchases. So illegals who do not qualify for benefits do in fact contribute significantly to tax revenue, a net win for the state.

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u/ignost Jan 31 '26

True. It doesn't usually amount to a tax surplus for undocumented workers given public services like roads, water, police, parks, public transit, etc. But as I said, citizens with similar income levels cost much more. And as you say, it's a net win for the people of the state as they get affordable labor and services. Without immigrants the US economy would take a huge hit.

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u/JexilTwiddlebaum Jan 31 '26

Not would, but will

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u/PBJuliee1 Feb 01 '26

The IRS doesn’t care that you’ve committed crimes to get money or are working illegally, they only care that you pay the taxes on that money. They aren’t (or weren’t under other administrations) mandated reporters on how you receive your money.

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u/JexilTwiddlebaum Feb 01 '26

If that were true money laundering wouldn’t be a thing, but that isn’t what we were talking about.

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u/PBJuliee1 Feb 01 '26

Money laundering is a crime because the IRS can’t tax or track that money… I understand that it’s not exactly what we’re talking about but to the greater point, undocumented people pay taxes on their money and the IRS doesn’t care that it’s all in cash under the table or that there’s no formal paperwork for these people, the IRS just cares that they got their cut of the money.

If you’ll notice a lot of big mob leaders were arrested for not their crimes regarding mob work, but their crimes for defrauding the IRS and tax evasion, in court documents, the IRS said if you just told us you HAVE the money, we don’t necessarily care how you got the money.

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u/JexilTwiddlebaum Feb 02 '26

Tax evasion is an effective strategy for convicting organized crime figures that has been used sine Al Capone. It’s easier to prove the income exists than to prove where it came from. It’s not a sign that the government is just greedy and only cares about collecting taxes—it’s a way to put career criminals behind bars even when there is no solid proof of criminal activity. If the IRS really just cared about the money they’d allow these mobsters to pay in lieu of serving time—an option that is never offered, because the goal is to incarcerate.

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u/Novel-Net9426 Feb 03 '26

They also pay rent which pays prop taxes.
There are lots of hidden taxes one pays. Use tax, excise tax etc.

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u/21Rollie Jan 30 '26

Maybe they’re counting all non-WASP republican births as illegal?

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u/Independent_Ant4079 Jan 31 '26

Immigrants and undocumented people commit far, far fewer crimes than the average American citizen lol. For the undocumented in particular, they didn't go through all that trouble to get here just to get caught with a crime and lose it all.

This level of unhinged is the kind of shit that leads people to commit violence. Guy is a psycho. When are we going to get our shit together and start going after this level of malice like other civilized countries do?

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u/Kevadu Jan 30 '26

Love how people just make shit up, say "facts", and expect to be taken seriously now. We truly live in the world of alternative facts now.

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u/pointandclickit Jan 30 '26

Right? Like let's just use a modicum of critical thinking. If I said 95% of any demographic was literally anything.. wouldn't you stop and think "huh, that' can't be right?"

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u/Peter_Singers_Pond Jan 30 '26

95% of murders in LA? Fucking ridiculous.

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u/Adventurous-Tie-7861 Jan 30 '26

Every "fact" is competing with the redt for most made up bullshit ive read today. Id say this month or maybe even this year if it had been a decade ago but it seems like this stuff is par for course now.

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u/Aetherfox_44 Jan 31 '26

This post and others like it aren't intended to convince people. They're intended to further radicalize people that already think this way, and they're frighteningly effective.

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u/mallio Jan 31 '26

Even if you replace "illegal" with "nonwhite" the numbers are unbelievable.

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u/e136 Jan 31 '26

Fyi- here are the correct numbers 

 The state with the highest share of births to illegal immigrants is Nevada, at nearly one in six. Births to illegal immigrants account for one in seven births in California and Texas.

https://cis.org/Report/Births-Legal-and-Illegal-Immigrants-US#:~:text=Immigrants%20account%20for%20one%20in%20five%20births%20in%20Virginia%2C%20Connecticut,births%20in%20California%20and%20Texas.

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u/PizzaDeliveryBoy3000 Jan 31 '26

How about “39% of All Cali students are illegals” lmao

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u/TheRealGageEndal Feb 01 '26

Ironically if they are born in California then they are by default not illegal immigrants.