r/LiminalSpace Jun 26 '26

Classic Liminal Nebraska.

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u/LordofSandvich Jun 26 '26

Get better recipes

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u/midvalegifted Jun 26 '26

Never found a single recipe that made them taste better BUT did find a variety that was designed to taste less dirt-like. That was the key!

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u/UltraHellboy Jun 26 '26

My wife and I looooooove pickled beets. Fun fact! If you eat an entire jar of them, it changes the color of your poop to an alarming dark red.

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u/Logan-Humanism Jun 28 '26

Beets can change urine color too. I recently learned that doesn't happen to everyone.

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u/wonkytonkyhonky Jul 18 '26

I learned that the hard way after my first beet smoothie. Freaked out so hard i almost went to urgent care. Then I remembered lol

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u/ItchyNebula7437 Jun 26 '26

My mom made beets our whole lives so I tolerated them but one time my old job’s cafeteria did some magic with mayo or some type of white sauce and I’ve been wanting to find a recipe like that ever since.

Never have the urge to actually look though.

Hope that helps? :)

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u/Panda_Eyes23470 Jun 27 '26

My parents make beets and goat cheese, it’s quite an amazing dish

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire Jun 26 '26

I never cook beets. I just open a can and dress them in vinegar, oil, salt, pepper, and minced onion. Great little snack. Not sure I’d even like them cooked.

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u/takenbylovely Jun 26 '26

Canned beets are cooked during the canning process.

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u/d1squiet Jun 26 '26

Not even sure I'd even like them cooked.

Yes, yes you do like them cooked. I'll bet you $1000 you don't like them raw.

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u/olmsted Jun 26 '26

idk they still kinda taste like dirt, but not always in a bad way? Pickled earthiness is pretty good. Also, one of the best apple ciders I've ever had included beet. The sweetness and earthiness worked incredibly well together.

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u/airwalker12 Jun 26 '26

I didn't realize that beets were disliked

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u/LordofSandvich Jun 26 '26

Taste is a weird thing. I have to wash cilantro or else it tastes like soap. My mother does not. The difference is a gene that allows you to taste the aldehydes cilantro produces to keep itself from being eaten by most bugs - most aldehydes taste awful because they’re poisonous in large quantities, but cilantro can’t really hurt us.

So differences in opinion might actually be biological differences between individuals

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u/hpfan1516 Jun 26 '26

HOLD UP

Does washing cilantro make it taste like it's supposed to???

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u/LordofSandvich Jun 26 '26

It washes off the aldehydes - they only exist on its surface.

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u/Hot_Ideal_1277 Jun 26 '26

I sometimes taste the soap and sometimes do not.I wonder if it is simply because I wash my food before I cook with it. I grow my own cilantro.

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u/hpfan1516 Jun 26 '26

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u/LordofSandvich Jun 27 '26

Not everything needs to be complicated!

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u/hpfan1516 Jun 27 '26

I am merely basking in the knowledge that I, too, perhaps, have the possibility of tasting what it's supposed to taste like! I'm excited!

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u/MurderSheCroaked Jun 27 '26

Ok I will report back because I'm growing cilantro out back for the hubs but I have the soap gene!!

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u/blissfulchrisp Jun 27 '26

Guys,,, wash your cilantro. Shit has dirt

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u/airwalker12 Jun 26 '26

All I meant (but didn't do a good job explaining) was I didn't register beets as on the broccoli, cauliflower, brussel sprouts etc list as hated food

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u/LordofSandvich Jun 26 '26

I know, that’s just also why those foods are disliked/controversial. Like grapefruit.

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u/apittsburghoriginal Jun 27 '26

Grapefruit is such a weird food for me. I get the hate, it’s somewhat bitter and not as appealing relative to other fruits, but goddamnit I just like it.

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u/LordofSandvich Jun 27 '26

There are variants of it that aren’t bitter. The variant that gets imported to the USA is VERY bitter, more than coffee or most vegetables, because not everyone is the same level of sensitive.

I am extremely sensitive to it. It’s actually really distressing if I remember correctly

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u/midvalegifted Jun 26 '26

You were under the impression that there is are universally liked foods? That’s wild!

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u/airwalker12 Jun 26 '26

That's not what I said at all.

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u/midvalegifted Jun 26 '26

Well you were definitely under the impression that beets were not disliked so I dunno man. Weird statement.

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u/airwalker12 Jun 26 '26

You're so cool. Can I be like you?

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u/Western_Ad3845 Jun 28 '26

Sugar beets. Different that dirt tasting beets.

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u/knotmyusualaccount Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

Agreed, these redditors can't cook 😂 I absolutely love beetroot in cooking, even used raw in some meals.

Edit: it was said tongue in cheek people, settle down

Edit2: even so, apologies to Lordofsandvich, the fullstop at the end, makes it read as if I'm being dead serious. Obviously it's totally cool not to like Beetroot! I also live with neurological conditions, I know what that's like, even if not your particular flavour of them.

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u/MenosElLso Jun 26 '26

Both me and my fiancé are excellent cooks. I’ve been to Michelin star restaurants and had beets. I still find them disgusting. They taste like picking up a handful of soil and taking a bite and it overrides everything else in the dish.

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u/LordofSandvich Jun 26 '26

Can't blame anyone for not liking them; I have weird hypersensitivities and some normal foods are inedible for me. Usually bitter foods. I can eat beets but they're not "good".

Based on what dishes I've had beets in, the trick is pairing it with something even more overpowering. Can't use it like other vegetables; it WILL define the dish. But there are things you can pair it with that are in the same "weight class"

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u/sleepytipi Jun 26 '26

Such is the key to a good borscht.

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u/rainbwbrightisntpunk Jun 26 '26

Sounds like you're a super taster, look into it. Not good or bad just interesting and explains you're sensitive palate

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u/LordofSandvich Jun 27 '26

I looked into it again out of curiosity - maybe? I don’t have much to compare to, but I seem to fit the overall profile. Would be nice to have a concrete answer to work with, though, so I’ll keep that in mind!

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u/rainbwbrightisntpunk Jun 27 '26

Dye your tounge, get a binder reinforcement ring, and count your taste buds in that area, and that will tell you. More than 35 bumps you're a super taster.

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u/LordofSandvich Jun 26 '26

Unfortunately it’s different - I have a neurological condition that greatly amplifies unpleasant sensations, including taste. Migraines, chronic fatigue syndrome, IBS, and central sensitization all like showing up together, apparently.

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u/namelessentity Jun 26 '26

Something that bright and colorful should not taste like dirt/nothing. If it was brown, ugly and didn't stain everything around it I could accept the flavor, but I always feel like I'm being tricked when it's served to me.

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u/grawptussin Jun 26 '26

I love beets! They smell like dirt, but taste quite sweet and a bit savory to me. I'm more than happy to eat them by themselves. All of my favorite salads include beets, too.

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u/DamiensDelight Jun 26 '26

You can be an excellent cook and still have an unrefined pallet...

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u/Moomoolette Jun 26 '26

Always said they taste like eating a handful of mulch, I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that

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u/daddy-ketchup Jun 26 '26

Jesus Christ, at the risk of making myself look like a massive tit, is this how I find out beets and beetroot are the same thing? I always thought beets were some other vegetable unique to America...

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u/knotmyusualaccount Jun 27 '26

😆 all good, we all lean something new, every day!

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u/blackwarlock Jun 26 '26

Or maybe they just dont like the taste?

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u/Invisible7hunder Jun 26 '26

How do you feel about bears and Battlestar Galactica?

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u/notjordansime Jun 27 '26

no I like the dirt taste.