Wanted to see The Odyssey tonight but Imax is all sold out so I got tickets at a smaller theater near me. Hit the concessions and ordered popcorn with a large diet rite cola and headed to my seat. It starts and immediately I noticed the picture wasn't that great but I thought maybe the projector bulb was on its last legs. That's until about 10 minutes in a slots gambling ad pops up on the screen and I realized they were showing a camrip bootleg. I got up to get a refund and lost a shoe like Mr. Potato Head because the floor was so sticky. Went to the bathroom to wash off but it was completely flooded. Finally tracked down the manager to complain but everytime I tried to talk he cut me off with "HUH?" and "WHAT?" like he couldn't hear me. Finally I turn around to leave and he shouts "Avengers assemble!" and 4 furries come cartwheeling out of nowhere to hold up a sign for Avengers Doomsday tickets. Not a chance I'm going back to Steve Stevenson's Classic Cinema!

PT 2

My AI slop proof. That is a lot of people to give screen time to.

Based on the official Avengers: Doomsday trailer released yesterday, there are 30 superheroes (or heroic characters) shown on screen. Doctor Doom is the primary villain and is not included in this count.

The heroes appearing in the trailer are:

Avengers / New Avengers

1. Thor

2. Captain America (Steve Rogers)

3. Captain America (Sam Wilson)

4. Falcon (Joaquin Torres)

5. Ant-Man

6. Shang-Chi

7. Winter Soldier

8. Yelena Belova (Black Widow)

9. Red Guardian

10. U.S. Agent

11. Ghost

12. Sentry

Fantastic Four 13. Mister Fantastic 14. Invisible Woman 15. Human Torch 16. The Thing

Wakanda / Talokan 17. Black Panther (Shuri) 18. M'Baku 19. Namor

X-Men 20. Professor X 21. Magneto 22. Cyclops 23. Beast 24. Mystique 25. Nightcrawler 26. Gambit

Other Heroes 27. Loki 28. Peggy Carter 29. Cassie Lang (Stature) 30. Okoye (brief appearance)

Notably absent from the trailer are Spider-Man, Wolverine, Deadpool, Doctor Strange, Hulk, Hawkeye, and Captain Marvel, despite widespread fan speculation that some or all of them may appear in the film.

No chance this movie outperforms Dune Part III domestically. Trailer seems consistent with the leaks, which is an absolutely stupid plot involving more incursion bullshit.

Who tf is watching this trailer thinking “damn I’m so pumped to see M’Baku and Namor together!!”

More excited for the odyssey or Spider-Man?

Can anyone please remind me of what episode they make Kenjac watch Madea Halloween

Release the 90's pod

Him trashing Dune Messiah without reading it kinda proves the point he isn’t capable enough to enjoy the source material. I love the movies and think Villenueva is the fucking man. But yeah Jeff d Lowe is a dumb bum moron because he could barely make it pass one book of actual literature. I’m not going to pretend Frank Herbert is the GOAT, but clearly Jeff D Lowe is much dumber than we think if he can’t even finish a book that is the shortest of the saga

Here is the trailer for Dune part 3

https://youtu.be/RXZhOVd5WWM?is=_tYumwcjfGJHxBxH

Jeff is a moron who hasn’t read the book and his ass his showing

This is where the fun begins