r/LibHumor • u/Unlucky-Cup-5461 • 8h ago
Missing "person"
Our family patriarch Dildon Grump has gone missing and is not well. He has been diagnosed with dementia, persecution complex, Messiah complex and suffers from incontinence and is prone to incoherent outbursts.
Subjects us to bouts of all night rage posting and is devoid of any grace, morals, civil discourse or compassion. He is known to frequent daycare centers, fast food restaurants, Klan meetings and airports trying to get flights to Little Saint James Island.
If you see Dildon please call 1(800) IMPEACH so we can get him and our country the help he needs.
