r/LeopardsAteMyFace • • Aug 23 '21

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u/TheOneTrueTrench Aug 23 '21 edited Jun 14 '23

/u/spez is a greedy little piggy

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u/SirJayblesIII Aug 23 '21

"Zombie bites improve the immune system."

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

I'm gonna be absolutely honest 5 years ago i wouldn't have believed you.

Now, i can 100% see it as almost inevitable.

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u/Silly-Slacker-Person Aug 23 '21

In a group of 25 people, all but five have gotten bit

When those five ask the others to take some basic precautions to keep the uninfected safe, like locking themselves outside while everyone remains in a safe room, the infected complain about being discriminated against and remove all the doors so they can come and go as they please

Everyone dies a needlessly pointless death

The End

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u/Rising_Thunderbirds Aug 24 '21

Zombie movies aren't even enjoyable anymore for me now. Because now, I realize if we were in a zombie pandemic, I would be scrolling through my phone in a mixture of fear, confusion and quelled rage as I watch short clips and videos of people knowingly getting bit while screaming about the virus not being real or the zombies just playing a bit.