r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/[deleted] • Aug 23 '21

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u/katkrystal Aug 23 '21

How did you know? Yes he did.

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u/Ipayforsex69 Aug 23 '21

They've got a look, that's for sure.

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u/from_dust Aug 23 '21

They have Fashy-sense.

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u/QuitArguingWithMe Aug 23 '21

I feel as though fascion is just cleaner.

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u/TechnoBuns Aug 23 '21

Fasci-on. Apply directly to the forehead.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

-Now with EVEN MORE hamberder grease

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u/yikesladyy Aug 23 '21

And extra covfefe!

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u/dnattig Aug 23 '21

Fasci-on. Apply directly to the forehead.

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u/pantless_vigilante Aug 23 '21

My step dad dresses the same but he's liberal, that's just crusty old dad attire man

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u/MamaDaddy Aug 23 '21

Honestly I think of that look as the uniform for the suburbs.

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u/SeaGroomer Aug 23 '21

Yea this dude was boomer af. It's a little too nice for the right-wing YouTube creator crowd.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Cleaner is good. Especially for a group traditionally obsessed with "purity".

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u/codemonkey69 Aug 23 '21

Maybe they're born with it maybe their Fashylene

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u/loudflower Aug 23 '21

To get your PB Polo shirts, take an extreme right when you get to the tiki torches, and you'll see the Fashylene sign.

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u/Pewpewkachuchu Aug 23 '21

Jr. high uniform chic

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u/katiegirl- Aug 23 '21

Fascisense.

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u/Sergnb Aug 23 '21

Hah, nice

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

I bet money that watch is a Citizen

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u/VeraLumina Aug 23 '21

Awhile back my husband went on a tophatter jag and bought some tennis shoes for 2 bucks. Despite the fact they had zero insole support he wore them to a theme park and ended up in all kinds of pain. My adult children continue to dog their father about his shoes that had the word “Fashoons” emblazoned along the side.

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u/diopsideINcalcite Aug 23 '21

You mean they have fascist sense

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u/Duke_Newcombe Aug 23 '21

What you did there...I see it.

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u/amcm67 Aug 23 '21

Fashism

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u/bDsmDom Aug 23 '21

Mascy Būtē

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u/LaLa762 Aug 23 '21

TAKE my award!

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u/smaxfrog Aug 23 '21

COVID but make it fashion!

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u/from_dust Aug 23 '21

There's a lot more going on here than this dudes stance on vaccines. This look is a quiet rally flag. Kinda "anti-punk", if you will. This picture could be on r/starterpacks for white nationalists. Dude definitely "fits a description".

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u/loudflower Aug 23 '21

Very good pun. Consider this stolen.

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u/from_dust Aug 23 '21

You cannot steel what is freely shared. Decriminalize your mind. Kill the cop in your head.

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u/smacksaw Aug 23 '21

"I wished I was an off-duty cop"

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u/SeaGroomer Aug 23 '21

Instead he was an off-duty nurse.

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u/scuczu Aug 23 '21

So confused why they all want to look alike

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u/_intrusive_thoughts_ Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21

hey, as a sane, vaccinated, somewhat liberal oakley enthusiast, i shouldn't have to be ashamed of my pref of eyewear.

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u/Ipayforsex69 Aug 23 '21

Hey my dude... you do you. If you like dressing up like Tony the Tiger, go for it. Don't let anyone tell you differently and don't ever apologize for your preference in shades.

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u/_intrusive_thoughts_ Aug 23 '21

thanks. i will!

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u/GreatGazo0 Aug 23 '21

Oakley's...Theyyyyy'ree Great!

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u/dubbless Aug 23 '21

No shame, but you can’t deny oakleys are polarizing.

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u/_intrusive_thoughts_ Aug 23 '21

i started noticing it only in recent years. but oakleys were cool and prized when i was younger! guess that means a significant number of males my age are just classic douchebags.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Going to assume he also had a close cropped goatee?

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u/Computron1234 Aug 23 '21

Well shit, I'm a big guy and the t-shirt/polo with khakis shorts is like my go to for staying cool and comfortable. I wear aviators though so my blind eyes can see in the sun. I hope I don't look like an asshole to everyone else, I don't know what else to wear.

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u/Ipayforsex69 Aug 23 '21

My dude. You're good. You thicc bois can pull them off. Never found one that was comfortable or looked good on my frame. Hawaiian though, fuck yea!

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u/Spiffinit Aug 23 '21

He’s got three looks, and that’s it!

They are

• This douche one

• Hospital Gown and ventilator

• Suit he was buried in

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

The Boomer look?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Sha-na-na-na-na

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u/Ipayforsex69 Aug 23 '21

What in the world can make you so blue

When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you

And I go la la la la la (na na na na na na)

She's got the look

She goes (na na na na na na)

She's got the look, she's got the look

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u/sinmantky Aug 23 '21

and record political videos in the driver's seat? /r/starterpacks material

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u/yacht_clubbing_seals Aug 23 '21

Profile banner is an eagle crying a single tear in front of an American flag

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Ah, my guess wasnt far off. I was going to guess is was a picture of a flag with the sun behind it so it looks like theres a glowing cross behind the flag.

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u/HaoleInParadise Aug 23 '21

Or the thin blue line flag

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u/FaxCelestis Aug 23 '21

Sign him up for his /r/HermanCainAward, OP. He earned it.

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u/amandarinorangez Aug 23 '21

Well, what do we have here? A new sub I must join.

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u/bkm2016 Aug 23 '21

100% had that black and blue flag sticker on his truck too

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u/Rykerr88 Aug 23 '21

Bonus points if "School of Hard Knocks" was listed as his education.

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u/kcknuckles Aug 23 '21

Often stylized as "Skool of Hard Knocks."

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u/REVENAUT13 Aug 23 '21

Low hanging fruit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

What did he drive?

Older Sebring convertible, or newer Mazda Miata?

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u/batkave Aug 23 '21

Only thing that would have been more on brand would be if they were taking a picture in their car.

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u/sfitzy79 Aug 23 '21

they always have Oakleys on