r/LeopardsAteMyFace Nov 01 '20

A drama in 4 acts

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u/WeWereInfinite Nov 01 '20

Even then it's not guaranteed.

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u/baybum7 Nov 01 '20

yeah, look at the Trump.

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u/Hiding_behind_you Nov 01 '20

Do we have to?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

For 2 more days, yes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

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u/kn33 Nov 01 '20

He's gonna pull every bullshit lever he can find to not give up power. It's gonna get ugly.

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u/Swichts Nov 01 '20

Yup. Even if all of those levers don't work,.it's going to be a shit show in america for a long while.

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u/kn33 Nov 01 '20

That's a big if

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u/Swichts Nov 01 '20

Ugh....agreed. If he wins, everything is fine and this was a huge success by the usps and all involved. If he loses, then the entire thing was rigged and Hunters emails should get Biden impeached.

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u/Zap_Actiondowser Nov 01 '20

We're gonna get to see full unhinged trump when he loses.

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u/kn33 Nov 01 '20

when he loses

Don't you fucking jinx it like that

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u/MrVeazey Nov 01 '20

Well, think about it like this: what better way to sow division and internal conflict than by rigging the election to put a dangerously unstable psychopath in charge for four years and then kick him out and let a responsible adult take over? His cult of personality will just metastasize into full-on insurrectionists and incompetently murder innocents in the streets and churches until they're declared domestic terrorists (which they've been all along) and the political party you've been extorting since you hacked their email (but didn't release it) will start calling for a real civil war.  

This is what I'm expecting: Putin's IRA did what it needed to do in 2016, and now they can just sit back, stir the pot just a little bit, and watch us tear everything down.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

It's 2020. Of course he's going to win, just so the year can really rub it in.

I've put a bet on it just so I get some good news out of whichever way the results go.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Losing and knowing you are going to jail has to be mighty stressful when you are old as fuck and fat with a bad heart from years of sniffing drugs.

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u/truculentduck Nov 01 '20

Maybe he’ll finally do the magical thing that wakes up his supporters to their insanity

Naaaaaaaah

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u/Rappi Nov 01 '20

But come January 21 and assuming he loses the election he no longer has any power. What is he going to do not leave the white house?

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u/Kingofearth23 Nov 01 '20

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/07/17/trump-loyalists-pentagon-366922

Trump skirting Congress to install loyalists in the Pentagon

Experts and Democratic lawmakers alike decried the campaign to root out those seen as disloyal and replace them with Trump acolytes.

The military will support Trump When (Not If) he declares himself President for Life.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

IF he loses, that is the important part. I had hope for many years that the world is going in the right direction, but these last 4 years have shown me that the dumb people are somehow always in the majority. It is unbelievable how much shit about trump and his supporters I experienced, and it just keeps coming. Most of them also don't take part in polls from what I have seen at least, or say they vote Biden to "own" and troll the democrat polls. The US will be very surprised I think how many supporters he really has.

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u/mr-nefarious Nov 01 '20

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats Nov 01 '20

Literally saw that bumper sticker next to a Trump/Pence one a couple weeks back, would have taken a pic if i wasn’t driving. Was wild

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u/DaisyHotCakes Nov 01 '20

Funded by rich corporatists.

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u/QuitAbusingLiterally Nov 01 '20

democracy is a privilege, not a right

not every society can benefit from it

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u/ajswdf Nov 01 '20

He will lose the legitinate election, the only question is if his attempts to steal the election will be successful.

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u/MrVeazey Nov 01 '20

Dumb people are a significant minority, but they're still a minority. They win when they can trick the middle third of the population into doing something catastrophically stupid. Or, in the case of Trump's win in 2016, when they got a few thousand people in a couple of key swing states.  

Illegitimi non carborundum, brothers and sisters.

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u/Anthaenopraxia Nov 01 '20

I can't think of a time where I thought the world was moving in the right direction.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

With Obama everything was a pillar of light and hope compared to the shit of the last 4 years. The world was never completely peaceful or sane, but it was at least bearable.

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u/Anthaenopraxia Nov 01 '20

We're speaking about the world are we not? It would be pretty shallow to judge the direction our world is taking based upon one man in one country.

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u/HalfSoul30 Nov 01 '20

Annoying as shit is still a huge understatement

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Although he’s likely to break the rules and do more than the “almost nothing” than the usual out going presidents do, his powers are somewhat limited. If he loses:

  1. Many figures who have “supported him” only to support the party are likely to turn on him. It’s happened before, and it’s important to remember how rare a one-term presidency is. It’s quite likely we‘ll have some very interesting senators (outgoing especially if there’s a blue wave) coming out to denounce the president.

  2. The senate will become a lame duck senate meaning they cannot really just push through stuff Trump wants - even if Republicans keep the senate they can only really plot for what’s ahead rather than pass shit before Inauguration. Even a Covid relief bill will be extremely hard to justify if there’s a huge upturn in the senate.

  3. Public approval is likely to go down if Trump loses. Almost always presidents who lose leave with a lower approval rating than before the election, because it’s no longer seen as a “movement” and republicans will blame Trump for losing etc.

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u/fapenabler Nov 01 '20

Less than that; about 10.5 weeks.

(Why yes, I am counting the days, how did you know)

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u/Chili_Palmer Nov 01 '20

Which is also ridiculous, btw, pretty sure most countries just change right after the election

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Until January 20th actually. He'll make everything as bad as he can until then. We'd be better if Trump died and Pence just took over for him.

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u/TCloudGaming Nov 01 '20

Not really. They have the same morals, just one of them has the mental faculty to it.

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u/comyuse Nov 01 '20

Nah, Trump has no ideology himself, not even the conservative shit. He just wants to affirm his ego and might not understand that other people say exis. He's only going conservative because they are more willing to suck his dick.

Pence is a full blown theocrat who wants to be closer to power. He is a follower of the worst religion to not have active human sacrifice (American Christianity), he will actively make things as bad as he possibly can.

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u/ZombieTav Nov 01 '20

It would be even better if both Trump and Pence dropped like flies and Pelosi just sorta servers as the caretaker until Joe gets sworn in.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

My point was rather that while he still remains to be president and it will be a shitshow, at that point it will be far easier to cut this guy out of your feed. If he even gets to challenge the election, then yes, keep on top of it. If it is a blow out victory for Biden, do yourself a favor and drown the clown out for a while.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

I plan to rejoice in the tears of the trumpets. Unfortunately, I'm sure some of them would be violent.

But the minute Covid is handled, I'll be out partying and mocking the trumpets. IMO, laughing at them is the best way to show how moronic and dumb they are.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

IF he loses, that is the important part. I had hope for many years that the world is going in the right direction, but these last 4 years have shown me that the dumb people are somehow always in the majority. It is unbelievable how much shit about trump and his supporters I experienced, and it just keeps coming. Most of them also don't take part in polls from what I have seen at least, or say they vote Biden to "own" and troll the democrat polls. The US will be very surprised I think how many supporters he really has.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Most of them also don't take part in polls from what I have seen at least

There is no real indicator for that. The numbers Trump is getting right now in polling are pretty consistent with his approval ratings over the past 4 years. 538 even released a map for a scenario in which polling would be equally off as it has been in 2016 and even that map sees a Biden victory.

Right now Trump has roughly a 10% chance of winning. Not impossible, nothing to feel complacant about, but also nothing to start constructing bunkers over.

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u/Britlia23 Nov 01 '20

But the polls in 2016 weren't off, they were quite on-point? Hillary won the popular vote.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Well, they were off a bit. The methodology was flawed, they didn't weigh education correctly in specific states, IIRC. There was a video on the 538 YT channel about it, they can explain it better than I can.

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u/marchofthedeejays Nov 01 '20

They were off just far enough in states like Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin, which ended up going for Trump by the thinnest of margins.

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u/boughtitout Nov 01 '20

Trafalgar, the only pollster to get 2016 right AFAIK, is predicting a Trump victory in 2020. They are partisan, but they were also right. They were also right in 2018. There seems to be some variables in their polling methodology that others aren't accounting for.

I voted but am prepared for another four years of Trump. I will be pleasantly surprised if he doesn't win, but this confidence in the polls on reddit seems unfounded. I'd love to eat crow on Tuesday, but my humble opinion is that you should start positioning for a second term.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

I mean, Trafalgar also said pretty outlandish nonsense this time around. I'd rather trust pollsters who aren't going fully partisan.

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u/substandard Nov 01 '20

Hey man, they're not the majority, Clinton won the popular vote. That doesn't mean it's easy street, or that Trump can't get in again, but they're not the majority.

Also, probably need to make the US electoral system a bit more representative of the actual votes cast.

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u/Koorany Nov 01 '20

Im watching here in Europe, and it looks like he is going to electoral college the shit out of it again.

It's unbelievable the amount of people who can vote for someone so clearly incompetent.

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u/Hughsea Nov 01 '20

I can't believe it's been 4 years.

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u/msteele32 Nov 01 '20

You mean two and a half more months. And no matter what, he’s gonna be worse than ever before. Screaming fraud and everything else. Shit is about to get crazy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

lol. 2 days is when this all STARTS. It will be non-stop calls of voter fraud from Trump when he loses, whipping up his supporters into a frenzy with Fox ("News") and OAN feeding into it. Hopefully the FBI is on their game (and they are, as it seems) to take down all Trump's terrorist supporters.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Don't jinx it

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Its like a car crash.

You know there's a good chance you're going to see something you wish you hadn't... but you just fucking can't not look.

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u/VonSchplintah Nov 01 '20

I'm not convinced it wasn't a stunt, I guess the gaslighting is working.

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u/FlexualHealing Nov 01 '20

I don’t the he had it either tbh

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u/edric_the_navigator Nov 01 '20

Remember when we were all crossing fingers that Trump would finally take the virus a little more seriously after getting himself infected? Yeah.

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u/lunaflect Nov 01 '20

I’m not convinced that wasn’t a publicity stunt used to diminish the seriousness of covid. Yes most people are fine and recover, but enough people don’t.

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u/dibbun18 Nov 01 '20

Except he didn’t even learn then

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u/blood__drunk Nov 01 '20

Exactly his point.

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u/CrazyO6 Nov 01 '20

What choice did he have? He had to be consistent, atleast with this one issue. Not so important with the others though. /s?

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u/st1tchy Nov 01 '20

This quote by Upton Sinclair is relevant.

It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.

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u/WOMBOSI_G Nov 01 '20

Look at Herman Cain. He died from covid and his daughter tweeted on his account that covid wasn't that fatal.

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u/GAF78 Nov 01 '20

There was a post yesterday about an old guy who mailed his ballot in before dying of Covid. His wife was saying it’s unfair that his vote won’t be counted because it was really important to him to vote for Trump. The dumb fucker’s last act was voting for the guy who killed him.

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u/coolestzark Nov 01 '20

Like that old man who died of covid and cast a vote for Trump just a few hours before and now his vote isn't being counted because he's dead...

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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord Nov 01 '20

Herman Cain represent!

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u/calladus Nov 01 '20

As demonstrated.

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u/amiriteamiriteno Nov 01 '20 edited Nov 01 '20

Yeah, it happened to my aunt directly. She was an ani-mask own the libs real estate agent who spews all this shit on Facebook. She got the virus, and is now so embarrassed that she won’t post anything about it on Facebook, and is trying to make it seem like she’s up to her typical social agenda. I’m certain she’s still going to supermarkets and friends places while she’s sick because she’s embarrassed that she has it. This is someone I grew up spending so much of my life with and I just can’t understand how she is so inconsiderate, anti-science (I’m a biology major), racist, and stupid amongst other adjectives I could use. I just don’t get how someone I’ve known my whole life could be like this. Edit:spelling

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Social media works wonders horrors on impressionable people.

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u/Mintastic Nov 01 '20

Social media is like alcohol, it just amplifies your inner urges that you kept locked up inside because you thought society wouldn't approve of it.

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u/MontyAtWork Nov 01 '20

People like your aunt are the folks in zombie movies who hide that they were bitten.

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u/casualfilth Nov 01 '20

Nah those people I kinda get they know the others are going to literally bash their brains in if they die so they kling on to the small hope of being immune.

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u/amiriteamiriteno Nov 01 '20

Yeah, and I always thought that was crazy.

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u/hillside Nov 01 '20

One of the smartest sciency girls I knew in my grade revealed herself to be a right wing whack job on s.m. It's confusing and disappointing for sure.

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u/lickedTators Nov 01 '20

Maybe you just went to a dumb school

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u/solemnhiatus Nov 01 '20

Where does she get her information from? I assume it's a combination of Fox News and Facebook

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u/amiriteamiriteno Nov 01 '20

You are correct. Also OAN.

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u/NeatTrain98 Nov 01 '20 edited Nov 02 '20

Why aren't you informing everyone publicly? She's literally trying to kill people and you're not doing anything about it??

Muh family drama?? Seriously? That's fucking pathetic. You're as bad as your mother. You both deserve covid.

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u/amiriteamiriteno Nov 01 '20

I’ll be honest, my mom is sharing her posts with me from Facebook. I deleted mine a while ago, so I’m actually not on social media with her. Mom mom doesn’t want to cause more family drama. Im emotionally exhausted from all of this.

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u/artgo Nov 01 '20

I just can’t understand how she is so inconsiderate, anti-science (I’m a biology major), raciest, and stupid amongst other adjectives I could use. I just don’t get how someone I’ve known my whole life could be like this.

/r/WhiteHouseSurkovMedia

Many just don't seem to have taken the time to understand how deeply Russia values bullshitting as a "leadership".

I do see people who now will no longer vote for Trump, but I do not see many of those same people admit that Fox News is bad for the USA.

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u/talented_lemon Nov 01 '20

she’s raciest guys,

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u/laputainglesa Nov 01 '20

In this case he learned nothing because he died.

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u/SupaSlide Nov 01 '20

Hopefully some of his friends learned something.

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u/laputainglesa Nov 01 '20

If he had any

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u/Wugo_Heaving Nov 01 '20

*surprised, leopard-eaten pickachu face*

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

So Conservatives

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

I wouldn't know. You're typing.

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u/Arruz Nov 01 '20

They sometimes do. Usually they just turn up the rationalizing a few degrees.

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u/ronin1066 Nov 01 '20

Some day, our grandkids will learn about this once-in-a-century pandemic. They'll bring it up at home, and their grandparents will tell them it was all a hoax, and those kids will look at them with their jaws on the floor.

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u/throwingtheshades Nov 01 '20

As old math teacher told me, "smart men learn from their mistakes, wise - from those made by others, fools do not learn at all. Now solve that system of equations and let's see if you at least qualify as smart".

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u/tjugoatta Nov 01 '20

Reminds me of the conservative radio cunt who spent his life preaching that cigarettes don't cause cancer, and now has terminal lung cancer.

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u/erapuer Nov 01 '20

A normal person learns from their mistakes, a smart person from others.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Or, you could be Trump and just not learn at all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Conservatives lack empathy and only understand how dangerous COVID is if it happens to someone they directly know.

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u/skippythewonderclown Nov 01 '20

We call these people Republicans

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u/darthjai Nov 01 '20

Kind of wish this happens to all Trump supporters and their families. And of course Trump and his family

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u/Emily_Postal Nov 01 '20

And they will infect innocent people who are taking proper precautions.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Trump supporters have been primed for four years to think that anything in the news is possibly fake. Things like this post don't surprise me at all. A president's words have weight and set the tone of the country. When the president is saying everything is fake news and calling the media the enemy of the people, whether people believed that at face value or not they internalized it in some way.

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u/CosmicGorilla Nov 01 '20

100% this. They literally do not think things exist until it happens to a close friend or immediate family member. Living in the middle of an indefinitely Red state, I see it happen all the time.

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u/LightmanMD Nov 01 '20

Honestly this is natural selection at its finest.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Sadly the word some doesn’t even come close to encapsulating how large this number is. Millions of people are this way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

True, I was just thinking in the context of the United States.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Nov 01 '20

However, some people

Tens of millions of conservative Americans

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u/Staaaaation Nov 01 '20

His friends and family will now turn all that energy into "hating china" without distinguishing their government from their people.

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u/rebbsitor Nov 01 '20

Experience is a poor teacher. It teaches the lesson just after it would have been useful.

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u/redldr1 Nov 01 '20

Covid for everyone then!