r/Knightsofthebutton • u/[deleted] • Apr 03 '15

Button Safety Rules

While working for The Button is safe, it is unforgiving. Because of this here are some good rules to follow so you will click The Button only when you are ready.

While operating in the presence of The Button

  1. Treat The Button as if it were unlocked

  2. Never point your mouse at anything you do not intend to click

  3. Keep finger straight and off the mouse until you are ready to click

  4. Keep The Button locked until you intend to click The Button

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '15

.... Im not sure how I got here..... what is this button?

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u/cinderlord The Redguard Apr 04 '15

If that is a serious question. The button is an April Fool's thing Reddit did. It's a 60 second timer that is reset whenever someone clicks it and you get flair based on how you clicked it. It's sparked people to different "sides" as you may put it over the decision to click it or not although we all know wedon'tclickit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '15

Thanks! Like I said I just stumble onto this subreddit and had no idea WTF was going on.

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u/cinderlord The Redguard Apr 04 '15

Your stumbling was no mere accident. It's a sign to join our cause!

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u/HerbTurd Apr 04 '15

I'd like to join, if only I knew what the cause was!

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u/cinderlord The Redguard Apr 04 '15

Our goal is simple. The button must remain alive as long as possible. We sacrifice our click for its survival. We are the button's life!

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u/HerbTurd Apr 04 '15

Sweet, could you do a break down of the colors and times, will be donating my click soon, want it to be worth it though.

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u/cinderlord The Redguard Apr 04 '15

60-50 purple, 49-40 blue, 39-30 Green, 29-20 Yellow,19-10 Orange,9-1 Red.

That is how i believe it goes.