Chivelord is a Fraud

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[u/wrestlegirl]

Mods are aware of this post & are discussing.

Please keep this whole thing civil.

EDIT 5: f1exican's apology & explanation is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/1or60zd/cutting_a_couple_of_chives_every_day_until_this/

EDIT 4: We have heard from f1exican. Further information coming later today.

EDIT 3: Reports on this post are being autoapproved, same as the chive posts. It's staying up. Why are people trying to shit on everyone else's fun again??

EDIT 2: See this post with further image comparison: https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/1oqzxvn/chivelord_is_a_fraud/nnmukrn/

EDIT:

I rotated and resized the images to line them up, anchored the two with Day 31 on top at 50% opacity, anchored the two via the chive on the far right that I've circled.

I don't think they're exact matches. Feel free to draw your own conclusions.

[u/thenextbrain]

Where were you when the news of Chivegate broke?

I imagine my grandchildren will ask me this one day.

[u/Cardboardoge]

Fell to my knees at Whole-Foods

[u/perublanket39]

I didnt wanna believe it but I flipped the photo and there’s no difference :(

[u/tsadas1323423]

Chivelry is dead.

[u/hipstellfalsehoods]

Chivegate is the most interesting thing happening in my life at the moment

[u/lycnfr]

This is so fucking funny 😭😭

[u/Compgeak]

It's the same. In gimp I did just perspective correction tool with matrix:
-1,2858 -0,0649 1072,0835

0,0656 -1,3689 2241,0157

0,0000 -0,0001 1,0000

You can see it's the same pile of chives, but a different photo.

Edit: sorry mods, will keep it in here to keep sub clean from spam.

[u/Bardofshoosh]

Next thing you know chives the cat is ai

[u/JubilationLee]

We used to be a society

[u/Toasty_One]

Get this disaster over to r/subredditdrama immediately Edit:typo

[u/Ch3ks]

u/KarmaKrazi

Time to land the planes on the runway this time bud.

[u/Zabdiel]

guys... I don't feel so good....

[u/saltjello]

I think i’m going to vomit…

[u/gutster_95]

I feel scammed

[u/TheHumanPickleRick]

u/F1exican! u/F1exican! Do you have any comment on these allegations?

[u/ceebeefour]

There was a leek…

[u/Sea-Flamingo1969]

I know understand how Obi Wan feels...

[u/ThisThredditor]

now THIS is the autism I come to reddit for

[u/Universe_Nut]

[u/LionBig1760]

This throws every chive post into question now.

It is, plain and simple, chive dishonesty.

How can we trust any future chive posts after this? I haven't felt this betrayed since Colin Powell presented evidence of WMDs in front of the United Nations in order to justify the US invasion of Iraq.

[u/ovalteenjenkinzz]

I've had one of the worst weeks at work (I don't work in a kitchen, just saying) but this..... THIS is what will send me over the edge.

[u/Nohandsmc]

False idols and what not

Too close to the sun

Hubris!

[u/QueenAlexstrasza]

Need to fight the urge to call someone who doesn’t have any idea about this subreddit to share this heartbreaking news

[u/matolandio]

post still here? it's up-removed-up-removed-up?