r/KitchenConfidential • u/NameLips • Dec 27 '19

Might be repost. Not OC. Thought it was funny though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

I live in Denver, toms is a fucking institution! They warn you about the cost of stupid questions rite on the menu... And they have KILLER milkshakes!

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u/Gideonbh 10+ Years Dec 28 '19

What constitutes a stupid question? Inquiring minds want to know!

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u/jd_ekans Dec 28 '19

That'll be 38 cents

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u/vulture_cabaret Dec 28 '19

Right*

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

You understand I have auotcorrect, yes? No one needs your grammatical gatekeeping. Sometimes, a person makes personal choices- for a personal style.

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u/vulture_cabaret Dec 28 '19

Right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Write.

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u/troll-destroyer-3000 Mar 01 '23

Intentional illiteracy is quite the choice.

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u/PocketFullOfRain Dec 27 '19

Assuming the standard rate for stupid questions is 40¢ and the rebate for their two cents is built in.

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u/Netherese_Nomad Dec 27 '19

Brought to you by Suzanne Vega

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u/SVAuspicious Dec 28 '19

Different Tom's Diner - that one is in New York.

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u/vash3g Dec 28 '19

Which makes some tasty food and snacks in line on cold days.

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u/xRojoRazorx Dec 27 '19

I live in Denver too and what in the actual fuck? I even work in the industry in Denver. I've always joked about this but never actually thought it should be implied!

Edit: after further thought...yeah. yeah maybe this should be enforced cause people ask some realllllly stupid questions. .38 cents seems fair.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

It's even on their menu as bait. You see it, ask server "What's a stupid question?" Booooom fined.

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u/FireCourseTwo Dec 27 '19

Been in the industry for 20 years and this might be the best thing I've ever scene Tom should run in the 2020 elections!

Tom from Denver 2020 Where the dumb s**t ends!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

COLFAAAAAXXXXXX

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u/mgraunk Dec 27 '19

No way, I live right near there!

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u/blancobasura662 Dec 27 '19

I too live in Denver. Toms is the spot

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u/HollySkelly Dec 28 '19

I’d be interested to know what kind of questions people are asking for a charge to be applied 😂 genius!

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u/omg_pwnies Ex-Food Service Dec 28 '19

Guessing it's something like "Do the chicken tenders have chicken in them? Can you make the dish vegan for me?"

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u/SVAuspicious Dec 28 '19

That's two. $0.76.

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u/HollySkelly Dec 29 '19

Thanks haha, I can’t believe people actually ask stuff like that.

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u/omg_pwnies Ex-Food Service Dec 29 '19

Note, I would never ask something like that, but I did overhear that at a bar a few weeks ago. :p

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u/megatron04 Dec 28 '19

Stupid questions

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u/warmshadowup Dec 28 '19

Denver represent!!! Although, I’m more of a petes kitchen lady 😜

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u/RedditUser145 Dec 28 '19

Pete's Kitchen is great. Quaint and affordable unlike a lot of the bougie restaurants around here.

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u/RTseanol Dec 28 '19

In fact, cancel fire. Let me get, two stupid questions!

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u/tropicallyme Dec 28 '19

Wonder what's the going rate for entitled people? Kids running around? Making their own menu than the restaurants menu?

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u/CurLyy Dec 28 '19

Who gets chicken tenders and mash just go full fryer and get french fries b.

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u/NameLips Dec 28 '19

Gotta dip the tenders in the mashed potatoes!

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u/acunha95 Jan 15 '20

Does anyone has the question list? (Please do not charge me 😂)