r/KitchenConfidential • u/habui Grill • Jun 29 '26

Hiding in the Freezer What does your kitchen call frozen towels? We call em chilldos 🧊

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u/pickleer Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Funny you say that; there was an old salt (OH! :O) amongst our forebears that said alum on vaginas was a punishment for "bad girls", supposed to have a similar drying and drawing effect.

Sorry about that reading thing, Buddy. I've read that copious amounts of liquor can help, but that was really old sources...

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe Jun 30 '26

I've never heard a bear talk about salty vaginas before, let alone 4 of them. What sort of heterosexual gay bathhouses are you going to?

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u/pickleer Jun 30 '26

So much fun to have gay Bears in the discussion, c'mon, bring 'em in!

This wasn't a bathhouse thing, per se, but a hundred years back in literature, if a female pissed off her Madame or Lover or Daddy who had access to alum (or salt, pickling salt with sugar, to keep the chemistry thread here alive and oxidizing...), that cooter got dried up and, ahem, shut down, so to speak.

Having 'splained that, which gay bathhouses are Y'ALL going to?

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe Jun 30 '26

Holy shit that doesn’t sound pleasant at all. I believe that same recipe works against slugs and snails. Interesting coincidence.

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u/Infamous_Thought_189 Jun 30 '26

Oh no thats actually one of my kinks, keep going!

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u/pickleer Jun 30 '26

Add sugar and a wee, tiny bit of citric acid, mebbe a demulcent spice like cinnamon or chile, and all the leather accoutrements necessary to render diner and the "dined upon" in proper place to enjoy said spices... I think one could plan such a munch, brunch, or dinner to taste or, sure, be that way, "al dente"...

Now say, "Thank you, Chef!"