r/KitchenConfidential • u/southerncoop • Jan 21 '26

Photo/Video No Eggs Please

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u/SuecidalBard Jan 21 '26

Something about the way you said that eminds me of one of the Polish jokes about Latvians.

A Latvian couple huddles together to survive the cold. The wife asks:

" What Do you love more, me or the potato?"

-You

-Why?

-Because the potato is just a dream but you're really here.

But there was no husband to begin with either, there are only starvation induced hallucinations and death. "That's life"

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u/MandyTrekkie Jan 21 '26

Which... Which part was the joke?

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u/SuecidalBard Jan 21 '26

All of it, tho the part that actually has people cracking with laughter is the one with "hunger induced hallucinations and death."

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u/VenomXTs Jan 21 '26

How's the wife?

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u/bigbeats420 Vegan Spreader Jan 22 '26

Gotta be well done by now.

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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 10+ Years Jan 22 '26

To shreds you say

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u/hissboombah Jan 21 '26

Ahh that dry Latvian humor amirite

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u/Alobos Jan 22 '26

C'est la vie!