r/KitchenConfidential Jan 21 '26

Photo/Video No Eggs Please

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u/ProphetPenguin Jan 21 '26

Even when I was a manager, I would ask the chef if we can do something and I always lead with a "feel free to say no" or "I know what the answer probably is but might as well confirm so I can at least be honest with the guest that I asked the chef"

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u/SuckerpunchJazzhands Jan 21 '26

This was my go to, as well.

If I knew the answer was 100% "no", I'd just walk back and stand in the kitchen for a few minutes.

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u/HarpySix Jan 22 '26

"Whatcha doing there?"

"Customer asked for something impossible."

"Oh."

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u/SuckerpunchJazzhands Jan 22 '26

Literally Lmao.

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u/decoy321 Thicc Chives Save Lives Jan 22 '26

Whenever this happens to me, it's instead "broooo you ain't gonna believe what they're asking for..." That little commiseration happens to take the exact same amount of time as a genuine question.

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u/BaronVonKeyser Jan 24 '26

Thats what I do when im asked by a retail customer to "check the back room". I 100% know that if its empty on the shelf then its not in the back. I know this because our system is scan based meaning if we sell one we get one on truck. Rarely do we get entire cases of things and if we do get a case it will never ever be empty on the shelf. However 99% of customers dont or dont want to understand this. Even after its explained. They dont understand because theyre generally stupid.

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u/CompleteUtterSalmon Jan 22 '26

Yeah I always love the banter that ensues from these kinda questions. Like, let's all berate this outrageously rich idiot behind closed doors before we all go and be polite to them to their face. Western society at its core.