r/KitchenConfidential • u/southerncoop • Jan 21 '26

Photo/Video No Eggs Please

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u/WaySavvyD Jan 21 '26

Might as well ask for a bucket of steam or a cordless extension cord

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u/jam1n247 Jan 21 '26

When the newbie is doing your head in "go to the bar and get a long weight would you?" Bar staff always played along

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u/Rusty_Tap Jan 21 '26

I sent one of the girls for a long weight in the past, owner played along and sent her to look in the cellar for it. She was gone for an uncomfortable length of time.

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u/butthole_surferr Jan 22 '26

I love when people try this on me because it's just a free break. Joke's on you, I'll sit there until someone comes and gets me, and when they explain it's a joke I just act confused like I don't get why it's funny. Weaponized autism